You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I throw a Christmas party at my house. It's not really a Christmas party, because I don't want to call it a… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The way financing for independent movies goes is great. You get the money from the guy who's actually doing the distribution in… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I feel that if you really want an Oscar, you're in trouble. It's like wanting to be married - you'll take anybody.… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say 'Did you just see… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
When I work, my first relationship with people is professional. There are people who want to be your friend right away. I… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
It's the most terrifying day of your life, the day the first one is born. Your life, as you know it, is… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I knew that's where I was going. I knew we were going to Italy. You couldn't make this movie in America at… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I don't want to have a relationship with someone if I'm not going to work with them. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I've been lucky, I've had movies that made a lot of money, so I don't feel like I have to kill every… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: 'try being rich first'. See if that doesn't… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I think we're all sort of imprisoned by - or at least bound to - the choices we make... You want to… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it." — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Different vodkas have different effects. Some make you feel a little... poly-lingual. Some make you feel like you want to talk back… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Drinking again? Go to hell. All I ever do is make some movies that made a lot of money now leave me… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a doctor once upon a time, but it turns out you've got to study, and that wasn't going… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
There's only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I don't feel like it's pressure. It's more of an obligation - not to entertain or be funny, but to have a… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I'm over the Oscar thing. I feel that if you really want an Oscar, you're in trouble. It's like wanting to be… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“It's given many great performers their start, but more importantly, it's killed thousands of barely talented people and it's put them to death, and… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
