You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when you get introduced you have to say "Hey,how ya doin'? How are ya?" I couldn't do… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it. — Larry David Copy Share Image
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally. — Larry David Copy Share Image
I don't take on big things. What I do, pretty much, is make the big things small and the small things big. — Larry David Copy Share Image
You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when… — Larry David Copy Share Image
You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so… — Larry David Copy Share Image
Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in… — Larry David Copy Share Image
There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you… — Larry David Copy Share Image
