“Sure, I'd love to meet your mom. That way I can see what your boobs will look like in 20 years. Did… — Michael Makai Boobs Copy Share Image
“As exciting and wonderful as these toys can be, they can’t replace the human touch” — Michael Makai Exciting Copy Share Image
“Bottoming doesn't make you a submissive any more than standing in my kitchen makes you a cook. By the way, while you’re… — Michael Makai Bdsm Copy Share Image
“For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold that make your poop sparkle. How have I lived this long without sparkly poop?” — Michael Makai Gold Copy Share Image
“There are always surprises. You should probably grab a highlighter right now and highlight the crap out of that last sentence.” — Michael Makai Highlighter Copy Share Image
“cutting shapes or letters into the blade so that it leaves a unique pattern on the subjects skin, and using special or… — Michael Makai Beauty Copy Share Image
“We are not defined as much by our reproductive organs, as we are by how we feel about them.” — Michael Makai Feel Copy Share Image
“My new and improved Golden Rule: Dom unto others as you would have God Dom unto you.” — Michael Makai Bdsm Copy Share Image
“owning cool or expensive BDSM gear doesn’t necessarily make him a good Top,” — Michael Makai Gear Doesn Copy Share Image
“Acting in the role of a top doesn’t make you a Dominant any more than standing in the kitchen makes you a… — Michael Makai Dominant Copy Share Image
“Are you the sort of person that others might describe as judgmental, abrasive, prone to drama, lacking tact, or even just plain… — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“It’s easy to fall in love online with someone you’d slide away from on a bus stop bench. A little too damn… — Michael Makai Easy Copy Share Image
“If you’re someone who is intimately involved with a true masochist, and yet can’t bring yourself to actually hurt that person, you’re… — Michael Makai Masochist Copy Share Image
“People are like M&Ms. They come in a variety of colors, they're hard on the outside, and full of obscene yumminess on… — Michael Makai Candy Copy Share Image
“A cage stokes our emotions and imaginations, regardless of whether you are inside looking out, or outside looking in.” — Michael Makai Bdsm Copy Share Image
“Some women just make you want to know what makes them tick. Others make you wonder what happens when the ticking stops.” — Michael Makai Ticking Copy Share Image
“There's nothing sexier than confidence, and nothing dumber than over-confidence. Life is all about where you draw the line between the two.” — Michael Makai Confidence Copy Share Image
“There are three possible scenarios when it comes to your stilettos and sex: (1) You could wear your stilettos without having sex. … — Michael Makai Fashion Copy Share Image
“Just because you and your partner both speak English doesn’t necessarily mean you speak the same language.” — Michael Makai Language Copy Share Image
“Differing perspectives, needs, and desires sometimes have a way of spawning completely different interpretations of the same events.” — Michael Makai Perspective Copy Share Image
“In this chapter, we’ll be exploring the connection between D/s and religion, and discussing any significance that the link might have for… — Michael Makai Religion Copy Share Image
“It will likely come as no surprise to anyone that jealousy is at the top of the list when it comes to… — Michael Makai Jealousy Copy Share Image
“You might even be irresistibly tempted to top those three scoops off with an additional dollop of whipped BDSM and sex-toy sprinkles.” — Michael Makai Whipped Copy Share Image
