Quote by Michael Makai

“As exciting and wonderful as these toys can be, they can’t replace the human touch”

— Michael Makai

“For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold that make your poop sparkle. How have I lived this long without sparkly poop?”

— Michael Makai

“Who you are trumps what you do.”

— Michael Makai

“You may not assume”

— Michael Makai

“There are always surprises.  You should probably grab a highlighter right now and highlight the crap out of that last sentence.”

— Michael Makai

“cutting shapes or letters into the blade so that it leaves a unique pattern on the subjects skin, and using special or rare types…

— Michael Makai

“Bottoming doesn't make you a submissive any more than standing in my kitchen makes you a cook. By the way, while you’re there, please…

— Michael Makai

“Sure, I'd love to meet your mom. That way I can see what your boobs will look like in 20 years. Did I just…

— Michael Makai

“Just because you and your partner both speak English doesn’t necessarily mean you speak the same language.”

— Michael Makai

“owning cool or expensive BDSM gear doesn’t necessarily make him a good Top,”

— Michael Makai

“You might even be irresistibly tempted to top those three scoops off with an additional dollop of whipped BDSM and sex-toy sprinkles.”

— Michael Makai

“We are not defined as much by our reproductive organs, as we are by how we feel about them.”

— Michael Makai