“People are like M&Ms. They come in a variety of colors, they're hard on the outside, and full of obscene yumminess on the inside.” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“As exciting and wonderful as these toys can be, they can’t replace the human touch” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“For $425 you can buy pills containing real gold that make your poop sparkle. How have I lived this long without sparkly poop?” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“There are always surprises. You should probably grab a highlighter right now and highlight the crap out of that last sentence.” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“cutting shapes or letters into the blade so that it leaves a unique pattern on the subjects skin, and using special or rare types… — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“Bottoming doesn't make you a submissive any more than standing in my kitchen makes you a cook. By the way, while you’re there, please… — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“Sure, I'd love to meet your mom. That way I can see what your boobs will look like in 20 years. Did I just… — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“Just because you and your partner both speak English doesn’t necessarily mean you speak the same language.” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“owning cool or expensive BDSM gear doesn’t necessarily make him a good Top,” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“You might even be irresistibly tempted to top those three scoops off with an additional dollop of whipped BDSM and sex-toy sprinkles.” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
“We are not defined as much by our reproductive organs, as we are by how we feel about them.” — Michael Makai Copy Share Image
