Being soft hearted often looks agonizingly similar to being soft headed. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If a famous liberal politician received a fatal swirly, would the rest of them try to ban indoor plumbing or opposable thumbs… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I'm a libertarian, not a liberal. That makes me pro get the f*ck out of my face, not pro poor baby. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I think Liberals may tend to be more people oriented, whereas Conservatives are more task oriented. It makes Liberals look softheaded to… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I hate the whole Liberal mindset. It makes me nauseous and fearful for my child. I have nightmares about her being trampled… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I've never belonged to any group that didn't have at least one member who wasn't a total dick. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
No greater invention was ever devised for creating the delusion of productivity than the personal computer, except for religion. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Banning guns, drugs, alcohol, premarital sex, political incorrectness, and gay marriage hasn't worked. We should ban Life. So long as even one of us… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If it shuffles like a zombie, stinks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, make sure it isn't your mom, then shoot it… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
The first part of preparedness is awareness. Without it, you are toast. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
How come nobody ever talks about getting the long end of the stick? How can you even tell which end is which? — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Music is the timeline of my life. It reminds me of where I have been, who I was with, what I was doing, and… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
Character matters most. It will outlast physical beauty, athleticism, intelligence, and since you can't take it with you, prosperity. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I have no more fear of death than I do of going to sleep. I have no psychotic, PMSing, invisible tyrant in the sky… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
If you can't afford to give something away, you don't own it, it owns you. If you can't afford to sell it, its probably… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
There is more evidence to support the possibility that there could be a crack smoking Velociraptor in a pink tutu playing the ukelele in… — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
