In real life...you can't write 2 sentences on antyhing...but on Twitter you're a philosopher... — Jerett Parker Life Copy Share Image
Guys, notice the small things she does so she doesn't get mad about the big things you do. — Jerett Parker Attention Copy Share Image
You know you ugly if Instagram effects don't help ANY of your pictures... — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Hey HOE *She Turns Around* Who You Callin a Hoe?.. Bitch You Turned Around! — Jerett Parker Funny facebook status Copy Share Image
Don't drop a relationship if you don't plan to pick up the pieces — Jerett Parker Complicated relationship Copy Share Image
IF YOU'RE FIGHTING & SOMEBODY YELLS WORLDSTAR YOU BETTER FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE . — Jerett Parker Life Copy Share Image
People irritate me when they try to use big words on Twitter and can't spell, define, or read them... — Jerett Parker Big words Copy Share Image
*phone rings**Puts WEED down* EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP SWEAR TO GOD IF SOMEBODY SAYS ONE FUCKING WORD I WILL CUT A… — Jerett Parker Weed Copy Share Image
If a man puts his hands on a female incorrectly, he is a bitch...and deserves to get his ass beat 2 or… — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Why are there girls that text back in .0008 seconds and girls that text back after about 800 days — Jerett Parker Text Copy Share Image
That moment when you act like you're on the phone when you see someone you don't wanna talk to... — Jerett Parker Phone Copy Share Image
BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER TO THE GROUND NOW WHERE IS IT? Sir, calm down, your toy is under the McNuggets. — Jerett Parker Childhood Copy Share Image
I listen to music while doing homework, texting, singing, dancing, eating, talking, driving, walking, running, living, breathing... — Jerett Parker Life Copy Share Image
If my mom knew HALF of the stuff I've done and got away with...she'd kill me and tell no one where she… — Jerett Parker Buried Copy Share Image
If you yell SLUT in a hallway .. like 15 girls will turn around — Jerett Parker Slut Copy Share Image
Keep them squares out your circle, that's real nigga Geometry — Jerett Parker Circle Copy Share Image
You've changed ... No actually I think the proper term is I've stopped trying to please you. — Jerett Parker Change Copy Share Image
Parents: They want you to act older...but treat you like a kid... — Jerett Parker Growing up Copy Share Image
Everyone notices everyone else's problems but never pay attention to their own. — Jerett Parker Attention Copy Share Image
I'm shy around people I don't know...and an asshole to people that used to know me — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
Twerking looks gross to me...it looks like 3 midgets are fighting to get out her buttcheeks — Jerett Parker Dancing Copy Share Image
I hate it when people call me and then text in my ear for 30 minutes — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I'll let you leave now...but no one said I'd wait for you to come back... — Jerett Parker Breakup Copy Share Image
I hate people that say they'll be there but leave you the first chance they get — Jerett Parker Hate Copy Share Image
On the Internet she look like Meagan Good but in real life she look like Chief Keef ShitIHate — Jerett Parker Chief keef Copy Share Image
That moment when the one you really want rejects you for someone THEY want — Jerett Parker Rejection Copy Share Image
If you 13 on Twitter you better have TeamSaved, TeamVirgin, and TeamElementarySchool — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
I wish school lasted two days a week...and the weekend was 5 days long... — Jerett Parker School Copy Share Image
