Disco boy, no one understands, but thank the lord you still got hands. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
