My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good.. if you don't tan, you're pale & if you don't do… — The Situation Copy Share Image
When I'm supposed to be writing I clean my apartment, take my clothes to the laundry, get organized, make lists, do the… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
If there were a category in the Olympics for laundry, my mother would have been a gold-medal winner. — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
I founded Wang Laboratories . . . to show that Chinese could excel at things other than running laundries and restaurants. — Dr. An Wang Copy Share Image
If you don't go the gym, you don't look good. If you don't tan, you're pale. If you don't do laundry, you… — Michael Sorrentino Copy Share Image
No matter how hard I try to keep up with it there is always a mountain of laundry. I'm starting to think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The secret to finding your passion is to bring it to everything you do. --Marie Forleo (Yes, even doing the laundry!) — Marie Forleo Copy Share Image
I lived in a little shack in Santa Monica, and I was working on 'The O.C.' and when it started airing, I… — Chris Carmack Copy Share Image
You don't realize how hard it is to live on your own. But there's no mom to do your laundry, and make… — Emma Roberts Copy Share Image
I'm not a Luddite completely; I believe in refrigerators to cool my martinis, and washing machines because I hate to see women… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
Can I ask you a question?" "I'd be disappointed if you didn't." "How many of those suits do you have? Do you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you get yourself on that path where you're willing to find something delightful in laundry and in dishwashers, it means that… — Ian Bogost Copy Share Image
Sunday blues often hit because the weekend was only about shopping and chores. If you can clear up some of that domestic… — Katrina Onstad Copy Share Image
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
My mom will never march in a gay pride parade with a big sign. She is very private. She lives in Chattanooga.… — Leslie Jordan Copy Share Image
“Everybody's got dirty laundry they don't want other people to see. The trick is figuring out how to not care about it.… — Heidi Cullinan Copy Share Image
I am really concerned about all of the chemicals. Global warming is another huge one, but the amount of chemicals being used… — Mason Jennings Copy Share Image
I made a dollar a day sweeping a laundry out. Then we made a record that was number two in Los Angeles.… — Dennis Wilson Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize the only monster under your bed now is your dirty laundry. — Brianna Pelky Copy Share Image
Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same… — Leopold Fechtner Copy Share Image
I used to think it was lame to live with your parents after college. Now, I see the true value of not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know,… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
In the past, I had particularly loved her smell. She always smelled freshed, freshly washed or of freshed laundry or fresh sweat… — Bernhard Schlink Copy Share Image
I farm - there is something visceral about being attached to the land. I am a recording engineer. I do my own… — Sandra Lerner Copy Share Image
Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having… — Rafael Nadal Copy Share Image
We got the bubble headed bleached blonde comes on at five, She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam… — Don Henley Copy Share Image
So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in… — Sherry Stringfield Copy Share Image
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
The bubble headed bleach blonde comes on at five, she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her… — Don Henley Copy Share Image
No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and… — Patty Duke Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize that the only monster under your bed now is your dirty laundry. — Brianna Pelky Copy Share Image
I love being a mother; I hate being a housewife - the cooking, the laundry - because it takes away time I… — Marcia Gay Harden Copy Share Image
The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry. — Kathleen Norris Copy Share Image
We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“Man, who did you piss off today? Laundry and kitchen? Just take the damn drugs next time, Blanky, you might live longer.” — Ashley Newell Copy Share Image
I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Real men cook, clean, wash dishes, do the laundry, fold the laundry, bathe the kids, & take out the trash. — Surgeo Bell Copy Share Image
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