It's better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week. — Salvador Dali Copy Share Image
If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow. — Anna Paquin Copy Share Image
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears. — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
John Facenda could read a laundry list and make it sound like the Constitution of the United States. — Ed Sabol Copy Share Image
I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
There is nothing but a lack of social vision to prevent us from paying an adequate wage to every American citizen whether… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
I am like that guy on the 'Odd Couple,' and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and… — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you saw me trying to do laundry or something, well, I'm not really equipped to do anything else. — Michael Pitt Copy Share Image
“I like to do things in bed. I fold the laundry on the bed. Food tastes better to me when I'm under… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. — Joseph Smith, Jr Copy Share Image
I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education… From television, the child will have learned… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Opening up the Capitol dome and giving the public a look at the inner workings of Congress - however messy they may… — Mike Quigley Copy Share Image
I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
While we women dilly-dally, making decisions, leaving jobs half done, forgetting where we've put the house keys while we water the Hoover… — Mariella Frostrup Copy Share Image
“Dear wife, I'm sorry that I am mysteriously incapable of folding clean laundry, but I iron, oh, I iron. Sweetheart, I'll make… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
The lives of most men are patchwork quilts. Or at best one matching outfit with a closet and laundry bag full of… — Jesse Owens Copy Share Image
Of course, there would always be arguments. That is the nature of Woman. They like the mutual exchange of dirty laundry, a… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
For instance, my friend would never go on the show to air her dirty-laundry. But Tremont is outrageous! I've been watching a… — Max von Essen Copy Share Image
It's Steven's [Sebring] view of what he saw in traveling and working with me. But on another scale, I think the film… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Cammie's going to be mad she missed this," Macey said to fill the silence. "Excuse me?" Hale asked. "Nothing." She shook her… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
At last I came to college. I rushed for it with the outstretched arms of youth's aching hunger to give and take… — Anzia Yezierska Copy Share Image
When I was on the U.S. men's indoor team, I was on the road 200 days of the year and sometimes in… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
“Yeah, weirdly, our cell doesn't have laundry facilities. So I figured I'll wash undies at one time and outerwear at another, anyways… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Read to your children Twenty minutes a day; You have the time, And so do they. Read while the laundry is in… — Richard Peck Copy Share Image
“She's come to realize that life is a bit like doing laundry--you have to separate the darks from the lights. One's not… — Darien Gee Copy Share Image
I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies. — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
“He could wait while I threw some laundry in. That's right ladies. I do laundry.” — K.A. Stewart Copy Share Image
I had to grow up quite fast, trying to cook for myself, trying to make laundry. — Jannik Sinner Copy Share Image