If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
My life has been in shambles, like my personal relationships, my laundry, paying bills now I have someone who pays my bills… — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
“If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Somewhere along the line a convention developed that the opening of a film was just a laundry list of credits. There was… — Saul Bass Copy Share Image
I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can… — Hugh Masekela Copy Share Image
It's a purging of sorts. Like, when you're all done doing your laundry and it's fresh and bright, but washing the clothes,… — Maynard James Keenan Copy Share Image
Raising children, be aware that the piles and piles of laundry will disappear all too soon and that you will, to your… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
I know that he, Matthew Broderick, doesn't have his laundry done, and that he hasn't had a hot meal in days. That… — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
I have a problem getting all my laundry done, cleaning up and doing all of the normal daily things that a grownup… — Lucy DeVito Copy Share Image
If everyone is good at something different, assigning chores is easy. If your partner is great at grocery shopping and you are… — Emily Oster Copy Share Image
Hearing the Beastie Boys speak out against sexism made me feel like if these men who had once sung about getting girls… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
Live your life. Do the dishes. Do the laundry. Take your kids to kindergarten. Raise your children and your grandchildren. Take care… — Dipa Ma Copy Share Image
It wasn't so long ago that I was a working mom myself. And I know that sometimes, much as we all hate… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
Actually going to the supermarket to get my own groceries was a revelation. I'd never had to fill the fridge before, do… — Ashley Roberts Copy Share Image
Most baby books also tend to romanticize the mother who stays at home, as if she really spends her entire day doing… — Susan Chira Copy Share Image
You know, when you go into the store and buy a box of laundry detergent, and the price has gone up -… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
Postal inspectors have been given advanced warning that Publishers Clearinghouse is sending packets of laundry detergent that could be mistaken for anthrax.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I'm one of the people who believes that our losses were greater than our gains. Because before the Civil Rights movement we… — John Henrik Clarke Copy Share Image
Jodie Foster did it, Natalie Portman did it. I think it's entirely possible to juggle university with filming... I actually think going… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
I beg of you, you who could and should be bearing and rearing a family: Wives, come home from the typewriter, the… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
If we allow our one-and-a-half year old to "help" us fold laundry he will learn something about buttons, zippers, snaps, where things… — Polly Berrien Berends Copy Share Image
I want to make sure to fix these obvious things - like keeping the box CLEAN! Another thing that might affect this… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
“Someone else’s laundry is already whipping around in the perennial wind that blows above the city: long white T-shirts dancing in the… — Lakambini A. Sitoy Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid and I heard a song I liked on TV, I would jump up and run to… — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
I am opposed to writing about the private lives of living authors and psychoanalyzing them while they are alive. Criticism is getting… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I try to keep Alaska fresh by doing laundry and bathing at least once a month. — Alaska Copy Share Image
Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I love doing my laundry and finding money that I didn't even know I had. — ProudLesbian Copy Share Image
You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Obviously, I'm not a Neanderthal. I do do laundry. I am a human being. — Luke Harper Copy Share Image
For me, being successful meant not having to do my laundry at a laundromat and not having a second job. — Darby Stanchfield Copy Share Image
As soon as my clothes come back from the laundry I hang them up on the left-hand side of the wardrobe and… — Gregg Wallace Copy Share Image
I'm comfortable airing my laundry. I don't think one thing's dirty or clean. It's just what I wear. — Tituss Burgess Copy Share Image
It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and read… — Zach Cregger Copy Share Image