Laundry Quotes · Page 6

I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises…

— David Sedaris

Real men cook, clean, wash dishes, do the laundry, fold the laundry, bathe the kids, & take out the trash.

— Surgeo Bell

apparel, n.: There are times I don’t mind doing the laundry, because folding your clothes reminds me of the shape of you.

— David Levithan

Believing that anxious thoughts and feelings can restore order to your life is like using a chain-saw to fold your laundry.

— Guy Finley

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their…

— Will Rogers

Great teams do not hold back with one another. They are unafraid to air their dirty laundry. They admit their mistakes, their…

— Patrick Lencioni

Just heard who made who by ac/dc and asked a ry what movie? He had no idea. Disappointed. He will be doing…

— The Miz

Love is mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry.

— Steve Lopez

“You're the warm sheets next to me every morning, and the bright colors in the dryer when we do laundry. You're the…

— Shannon Richard

My mother is a very fun-loving person. She has been through a lot in her life. She has had a couple of…

— Kenny Chesney

I will waste an extraordinary amount of time, you know. And if it's not watching television, I'll be sitting staring out of…

— Glen Duncan

I got famous in my 30s. I already had a real life and kids and responsibilities, like laundry and cleaning bathrooms. It's…

— Stephenie Meyer

“Hanging laundry on a line is a very ordinary task. It is as ordinary as scraped knees and lost keys, as fixing…

— Jerusalem Jackson Greer

I love being home, reading the paper in the morning and having a cup of coffee, doing laundry, going grocery shopping and…

— Tristan Prettyman

My solo album is different from the Black Eyed Peas albums because I'm a singer first and foremost. There are more ballads…

— Fergie

I really do think that our subconscious gets corrupted with fear, and fear is how news media - all media - makes…

— Ann Patchett

The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason.

— Benjamin Graham

Knowing Myrnin, there could be anything inside, from a body he'd forgotten about to his dirty laundry.

— Rachel Caine

I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box…

— Thom Yorke

[Donald] Trump is taking America's dirty laundry to the center stage. Everything he does, the rest of the country already does really…

— Junot Diaz

I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a…

— Richelle Mead

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry…

— Anonymous

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in…

— Milton Berle

I still want a mom and dad to take care of me and do my laundry, because I can't do it. No,…

— Hayden Panettiere

I wanted to write about what we were doing at the French Laundry, the recipes and the stories.

— Thomas Keller

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as…

— Carol Burnett

My laundry list of wants in a partner is basically kindness. I want someone who is kind, and that's kind of where…

— Jennifer Carpenter

I'm an OCD neat freak. I can't stand messes. I make my bed every morning. Laundry. I do it all.

— John Daly

Theres a lot of churches that hide their dirty laundry under the rug, and I know about that from being in the…

— Al Green

I try to do a variety of physical activities. I spin, take classes at Barry's Boot Camp, go to the gym, use…

— Alicia Coppola

“Too Busy I've folded all my laundry and put it in the drawer. I've changed my linen, made my bed, and swept…

— Bruce Lansky

“A photograph of a disposable diaper floating in the arctic miles away from human habitat fueled my daily determination to save at…

— Gloria Ng

I know what it's like to finish the laundry and to look in the basket five minutes later and it's full again.…

— Ann Romney

I'm not that nice - it's one of those things that reveals itself over time. You could talk to people who know…

— Paul Rudd

He has to wair for another load of laundry to get done. So I wait with him. I lean back against the…

— Susane Colasanti

Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around…

— Rick Riordan

Surely these women won't lose any more of their beauty and charm by putting a ballot in a ballot box once a…

— Rose Schneiderman

Some guys smoke. Some guys drink. Some guys chase women. I'm a big barbecue-sauce guy. ... I'm like that guy on the…

— Rick Majerus

The secret of the creative life is how to feel at ease with your own embarrassment. We're all in the dirty laundry…

— Paul Schrader

Given that you're meeting a sloth, that feeling is generally joy, excitement, warmth, and love. What do those feelings smell like, you…

— Ann Burton