Bleach Quote by Don Henley

The bubble headed bleach blonde comes on at five, she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye. It's…

— Don Henley

“We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who Comes on at five She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam In her eye It's…

— Don Henley

“It’s like that one time you woke up and tripped down a rabbit hole and a blond girl in a blue dress kept asking…

— Tahereh Mafi

“When we got to the marina we saw this beautiful boat named Tara waiting for us. Fredo, Carin, Ryan, Dan, Kenny, Allison, my mom,…

— Justin Bieber

“What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine?”

— Various

“You know, I found a gray hair the other day. I almost broke the sound barrier rushing to the pharmacy to get some dye.…

— Jenn McKinlay

A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor. But she goes to work, and starts crying and her boss asks,…

— Celeste Hartman

“What happened after the blonde ran to meet her long lost twin sister? She got seven years of bad luck for breaking her nose…

— Various

“What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress.”

— Various

“How do I know what I'm up for if you won't tell me what this is about?' 'It's about a friend,' she said simply.…

— Kate Quinn

“It's funny, isn't it, what will make you break? Your lover moves to London and falls in love with a news reader for the…

— Anna Quindlen

“What do you call ten blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.”

— Various