If you asked someone, 'Can you play the violin?' and he says, 'I don't know, I have not tried, perhaps I can,'… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
Dylan Moran, my favourite comedian, was walking down the street in Edinburgh. I nearly got run over as I sprinted up to… — Lady Amelia Windsor Copy Share Image
I’m a bit of a feminist and I carry a machete! I try to be a strong female. I think it’s important.… — Kaya Scodelario Copy Share Image
“He shook his head and gave this laugh, a good laugh, and just looked at me. "You always this happy?" "No," I… — Laura Wiess Copy Share Image
Editing is fun for me. That's where you make things happen. Filming a movie, I just try to set things up and… — Harmony Korine Copy Share Image
I think the days are over where we were okay with bad guys just doing the pirate laugh and eating kids just… — Mads Mikkelsen Copy Share Image
Everybody has their favorite character.That's the only way I pick, whatever is going on in society, whatever I think folks will laugh… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
Were it not for the amusement of our books, we should be moped to death for want of occupation. It rains incessantly.… — Marie de Rabutin-Chantal, marquise de Sevigne Copy Share Image
The fabrics I've used in my work are satin and sateen. Sateen is very glossy and far from luxurious. Bright solid colors… — Hyon Gyon Copy Share Image
I don't remember who was there, except Dora. I have not the least idea what we had for dinner, besides Dora. My… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I don't do my show for critics. Early on I did, because I'm a nice guy and I like to be liked… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Was it a camp?" Daniel asked. Sean nodded. "A naturist camp." "Maya will feel right at home", Corey said from his spot… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Oh, my dear, if you only knew how strange is the matter regarding which I am here, it is you who would… — Bram Stoker Copy Share Image
To sing is to praise God and the daffodils, and to praise God is to thank Him, in every note within my… — Joan Baez Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself a funny girl, but I do have a sense of humor because I don't take myself too seriously.… — Stephanie Sigman Copy Share Image
The sneer is gone from Casey's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate; He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the… — Ernest Thayer Copy Share Image
I think it's more honest, true to life, to write about serious matters. And also not to do something that's gentle. I… — Guy Jenkin Copy Share Image
That’s really sweet.” He grinned and reached for a plate. “Then I believe my mission is accomplished.” Laughing softly so I didn’t… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
Because humor brings us back to earth, it helps us to use well what is left to us even when we are… — Kathleen R Fischer Copy Share Image
I'm making fun of midwestern homophobia [in the joke], but I'm still saying faggot. And almost every month as I'm doing that… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
“Bleeding for a decade For a decade, We bleed like there is no hell but the earth We bleed like we were… — Arzum Uzun Copy Share Image
To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I have found my star. She is beauty and grace. Elegance and goodness. My laughter in winter. She is courageous and strong.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
When you start to crack open, don’t waste a moment gathering your old self up into something like you knew before. Let… — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Well," Isaid finally, knowing he was waiting, “you make me laugh.” He nodded. “And?” “You're pretty good-looking." ""Pretty good-looking? I called you… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
For about three years I was performing at one bar in East Los Angeles that was like a mean dive bar. You're… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm from the suburbs and where I'm from didn't necessarily have people like you see in 'Suburgatory,' but along those lines and… — Jane Levy Copy Share Image
It is indeed very possible, that the Persons we laugh at may in the main of their Characters be much wiser Men… — Joseph Addison Copy Share Image
I go on stage and people like what I look like; as soon as I'm outside I feel like I have to… — Klaus Nomi Copy Share Image
I don't think it was much of a forum for positive or negative feedback; it was mainly, "How can I make somebody… — Cakes da killa Copy Share Image
I have a very strong visual memory of the first time I made him laugh. That was remarkable. I was like, "Oh,… — Harry Shearer Copy Share Image
Learn to laugh. Seriousness is a sin, and it is a disease. Laughter has tremendous beauty, a lightness. It will bring lightness… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
People say I'm the life of the party Because I tell a joke or two Although I might be laughing loud and… — Smokey Robinson Copy Share Image
Life is about laughing and living in both good health and also in bad times. Getting through whatever comes our way and… — Kemmy Nola Copy Share Image
The Vatican is like a huge kind of magician's club. The more you look into it the more awful it becomes. And… — Peter Mullan Copy Share Image
When you're starting out as an actor, you keep raising the stakes. First, you just want to be a character who comes… — Charles Kimbrough Copy Share Image
MY INSPIRATION has always been Jeanne Calment, a Frenchwoman who smoked and drank every day and died a few years ago at… — Victoria Coren Mitchell Copy Share Image
I've always liked the fact that I could make people laugh at crazy stuff that has happened to me. If it makes… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
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