I don't do sketch anymore and sometimes I miss it. But I think what I really miss is that time in my… — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
Late night text message conversations are more likely to lead to sexting and or expressing sexual fantasies & desires via text. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Fanfare for the Makers A cloud of witnesses. To whom? To what? To the small fire that never leaves the sky. To… — Louis MacNeice Copy Share Image
I've certainly never taken the care of myself that I should have. On the contrary. I've done a lot of late nights… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
“Let’s say that your significant other has been paying less and less attention to you. You realize he or she has a… — Kerry Patterson Copy Share Image
Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Having someone to talk to every night is actually kind of nice. Staying up late talking about pointless things in life and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A late night sms greeting doesnt only mean good night It has a silent msg saying... ur my last thought at night..… — Okorie Emmanuel Copy Share Image
Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired, you've had a headache since you arrived, but… — Simon Hoggart Copy Share Image
If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
You bring joy to every life you enter! Your sweetness and your open heart is what immediately draws people to you! I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing is better than eating late night meals at all-night diners. Your self-respect goes right in the crapper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[Late-night host] is not really a job for a woman. You can't have kids and be a late-night host.I mean Samantha Bee… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“There exists a sac of skin that distends when I'm tired, beneath my eye. Irreversible tissue damage. Something stretched too far, which… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I… — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our… — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Writing for late night is really good for learning how to write when you don't want to write. You have to produce… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
You can't reinvent the wheel. I remember when we first started out at 'Late Night,' we were trying to hire directors, and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Even when I illustrate multiple articles on the same person, the focus of the pieces are never the same, so I automatically… — Noma Bar Copy Share Image
I think if you walked up and said I'm clean it's going to be like, 'well this guy's not cool and this… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
I accomplished a lot in 2017 that I'd dreamt of: a late night set, TV writing gig, a speaking movie role. — Jaboukie Young-White Copy Share Image
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