Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
So Scared To Dream In A World With No Sunlight When You Wake Up, You Know Its Darker Than Last Night Quickly… — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
“Omigosh,” I said. “Elliot broke into my house last night. It was him! He stole the article.” Since the article was in… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I dreamt about you last night..i dreamt that the world was ending..then you told me that you loved me and those three… — Curly Girl Copy Share Image
I don't know why they call it a Walk of Shame. You just had sex last night and now everyone knows it.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't tell me you don't trust me, Lucinda. For the way I exercised such commendable restraint last night, I deserve a medal,… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Barefoot and pregnant. After the ruckus last night, I suppose I wouldn't be all that shocked if you managed it," Elijah muttered… — Lyn Gala Copy Share Image
“Man, I was on the shepherd's pie last night like you wouldn't believe. I had, like, MASH in my EYEBROWS by 10pm.… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“Dear Goat, How does one fall in love? Do you trip? Do you stumble, lose your balance and drop to the sidewalk,… — Cathleen Schine Copy Share Image
“He was the son of this bitchy book reviewer. Totally blasted my first book. Called all my lovely kinksters ‘sick’ and ‘abusive.’… — Tiffany Reisz Copy Share Image
“First things first, my silence last night had nothing to do with you, but also had everything to do with you. You… — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“You two sure are sleeping late for grown-ups. Did you stay up praying again last night?" "Praying?" Jamie asked with a frown.… — Lisa Worrall Copy Share Image
I think what drove me away from being a reporter was an inability to accept that the world came in neat stories.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Come on, sweetheart. I’m letting you do this. Do it.” When she didn’t respond, he added, “Listen, I know it’s easier when… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
My feet are always cold. I'm a vampire," he said in a teasing voice, almost as if he was trying to chase… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought,… — Zoolander Copy Share Image
My last night as Isabella Swan. Tomorrow night, I would be Bella Cullen. Though the whole marriage ordeal was a thorn in… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to wear the bra I'd discarded last night;it was filthy and reeked of perspiration. Not that I was pleased… — Christina Garner Copy Share Image
“I don't want to die, but I don't want to be the only one to live, either. When I was sitting alone… — dean briggs Copy Share Image
I turned 17 last night and no one even my best-friends realized it , not even my dad ... but since I… — Leila Copy Share Image
How many watched the President's speech last night? [half-hearted audience applause] How many watched American Idol ? [thundering applause] Okay, there you… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Got a game tonight against the 10-0 tigers like us beating those colleges team last night for a Christmas Game btw MERRY… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The same mouth that kissed me last night has choped up my ear this morning. The same arms I slept in last… — Jerry Smartie Copy Share Image
Anne always remembered the silvery, peaceful beauty and fragrant calm of that night. It was the last night before sorrow touched her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Had a blast at Jimbaran last night. Just arrived in Florianopolis for my last gig on this tour at Pacha let's make… — John Digweed Copy Share Image
The best-case scenario is everything goes perfect and smooth, but we're also a new and weird show. So all my conversations were,… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
“I hurried upstairs and powered up my laptop. I checked on the review I'd posted last night. No comments. People sucked. But… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Just a reminder, if you tell anyone about what happened with Jonah last night, I'll destroy all of my writing and never… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
“There was an eerie quiet about last night, like death sleeping on the beach of Lake Erie. I woke up with sand… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Last night I looked up at the stars And matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing… — Ritu Copy Share Image
“Last night. I couldn't put that book down. I was awake till four this morning finishing it. I didn't know reading could… — Jill Mansell Copy Share Image
Charity groped for the phone, coming up with it at last and croaking "hello" in a voice that sounded exactly like a… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“I got hit on at the bar last night, and this morning I have a black eye. Sometimes you can be so… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
President Barack Obama prove he is the President of America and he is the one calling the shots to America Financial Crisis… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
Getting harder with each time I write, wish I could rewind last night. I had so much fun just kickin' it and… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
If some body called you or wrote you a letter and in it they told you this was our last night together,… — Claude Kelly Copy Share Image
I know people who believe in ghosts but don’t believe in themselves. It’s kind of sad. Okay you don’t think you’ll ever… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“They were just in a normal hotel in the middle of the city. And they were still Sydney and Travis. They weren’t… — Maisey Yates Copy Share Image
“I spent six hours becoming one with a shrubbery last night. There were three cloudbursts and a rain of small and very… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
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