Last night Quote by Jerry Smartie

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.

— Barbara Bush

Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition.

— Marlo Thomas

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed me bang in the face.

— Langston Hughes

And I kissed a lot of frogs as well, but no, I kissed a lot of frogs and now I've found my prince.

— Joan Collins

I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.

— Frank Carson

Mmm, he rumbled into my ear. I thought that being married meant that I never go to bed hungry.

— Patricia Briggs

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls…

— Marie Corelli

You know how most dogs lick you on the cheek? If you're sleeping and not ready for it, my dog, Joe, will get his…

— Will Estes

Wake up kiss your morning Forgive yourself Shown them your smile Let people say .. What happened to the man !

— Abdulrahman ElTohami

Perhaps this is in the end what most marriages are - gentleness, memory, and habit.

— Storm Jameson

Yes, everybody has bullied me. They kept saying I was nasal and what not.

— Atif Aslam

I don't know why someone else's marriage has anything to do with me.

— Elizabeth Edwards