"Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The hardest assumption to challenge is the one you don't even know you are making. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
How do I know the past is not a fiction conceived to reconcile the difference between my state of mind and the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that terrible listlessness that starts to set in about… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Time, we know, is relative. You can travel light years through the stars and back, and if you do it at the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
My own strategy is to find a car, or the nearest equivalent, which looks as if it knows where it's going and… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The World Wide Web is the only thing I know of whose shortened form takes three times longer to say than what… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Siamese Cats have a way of staring at you. Those who have walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will know… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
But while nature has considerable resilience, there is a limit to how far that resilience can be stretched. No one knows how… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The most misleading assumptions are the ones you don't even know you're making. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The reason why so many sects hang around airports looking for converts: they know that people there are at their most vulnerable… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
What a wonderfully exciting cough,' said the little man, quite startled by it, 'do you mind if I join you?' And with that he… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
There are some oddities in the perspective with which we see the world. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Eight hours West sat a man alone on a beach mourning an inexplicable loss. He could only think of his loss in little packets… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“The Universe, the whole infinite Universe. The infinite suns, the infinite distances between them, and yourself an invisible dot on an invisible dot, infinitely… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
People always make this totally artificial distinction between what is commercial and what is good. They quote that maxim "Nobody ever lost money underestimating… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
"Does God know he [exists]?" "Of course he does. Otherwise, you could not have asked the question, and I could not have answered." — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“When we told our guide that we didn't want to go to all the tourist places he took us instead to the places where… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image