Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college.… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
The house as I say ... smelled of brisket and bourbon, so you could hear that. I started imitating them. Phrases came… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Every time I was with Sammy [Davis Jr.] it was like going to the show business museum because the stories were so… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I always came away thinking "I'd like to see her more," you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“We tiptoe around like we’re the Frank family and the Gestapo is downstairs. The baby monitor is in our room, and the unspoken rule… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
The house smelled of brisket and bourbon. That's the music I grew up on. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
![“Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to step into something and get a call, "Dad why'd you say that?"! But we'd go to games [where score wasn't kept], and I'd get it, but I wouldn't get it, because I think there's…” quote by Billy Crystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c5b/billy-crystal-6588_appreciate_those-are-all-real-things-that-i-experie_366126.jpg)
![“[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college. She always believed in us no matter what we do. My older brother Joel became an art teacher; my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself.” quote by Billy Crystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f13/billy-crystal-6588_actors_my-mother-is-the-greatest-hero-i-ll-ever_397492.jpg)
![“The house as I say ... smelled of brisket and bourbon, so you could hear that. I started imitating them. Phrases came out of that, "Can't you dig that?" "I knew that you would." We were at [Passover] Seders and they were confused with the bitter herbs, "Do we smoke these or do we do we dip them in…” quote by Billy Crystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/bdc/billy-crystal-6588_bitter_the-house-as-i-say-smelled-of-brisket-an_1060298.jpg)
![“Every time I was with Sammy [Davis Jr.] it was like going to the show business museum because the stories were so extraordinary, and I didn't care if they were true or not after a while. ... I don't know if he really got high with Humphrey Bogart or not. It didn't matter because he was painting…” quote by Billy Crystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/040/billy-crystal-6588_bogart_every-time-i-was-with-sammy-davis-jr-it_1435535.jpg)
![“I always came away thinking "I'd like to see her more," you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought - Bette [Midler]. So we called her.” quote by Billy Crystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/06b/billy-crystal-6588_casts_i-always-came-away-thinking-i-d-like-to_2789385.jpg)
