Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I was always drawn to performing, but I never thought I could. I have no idea what I wanted to do outside… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need,… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“We tiptoe around like we’re the Frank family and the Gestapo is downstairs. The baby monitor is in our room, and the unspoken rule… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
The house smelled of brisket and bourbon. That's the music I grew up on. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college. She always… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
For almost 40 years, he was the brightest star in the comedy galaxy… The beautiful light will continue to shine on us forever and… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
![“Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to step into something and get a call, "Dad why'd you say that?"! But we'd go to games [where score wasn't kept], and I'd get it, but I wouldn't get it, because I think there's…” quote by Billy Crystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c5b/billy-crystal-6588_appreciate_those-are-all-real-things-that-i-experie_366126.jpg)
![“[My mother] is the greatest hero I'll ever know because she kept us all together, she made sure we all graduated college. She always believed in us no matter what we do. My older brother Joel became an art teacher; my brother Rip ultimately became a television producer and singer and actor himself.” quote by Billy Crystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f13/billy-crystal-6588_actors_my-mother-is-the-greatest-hero-i-ll-ever_397492.jpg)
