Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
The house as I say ... smelled of brisket and bourbon, so you could hear that. I started imitating them. Phrases came… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
My mind is always going. I'm always thinking what I need to do, what I haven't done, what I did do, what… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“We tiptoe around like we’re the Frank family and the Gestapo is downstairs. The baby monitor is in our room, and the unspoken rule… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
The house smelled of brisket and bourbon. That's the music I grew up on. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
![“The house as I say ... smelled of brisket and bourbon, so you could hear that. I started imitating them. Phrases came out of that, "Can't you dig that?" "I knew that you would." We were at [Passover] Seders and they were confused with the bitter herbs, "Do we smoke these or do we do we dip them in…” quote by Billy Crystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/bdc/billy-crystal-6588_bitter_the-house-as-i-say-smelled-of-brisket-an_1060298.jpg)
![“Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to step into something and get a call, "Dad why'd you say that?"! But we'd go to games [where score wasn't kept], and I'd get it, but I wouldn't get it, because I think there's…” quote by Billy Crystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c5b/billy-crystal-6588_appreciate_those-are-all-real-things-that-i-experie_366126.jpg)