A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Nothing takes the sting out of these tough economic times like watching a bunch of millionaires giving golden statues to each other. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
This time I particularly loved because it came from a real experience with my grandchildren. Having them alone alone for the first… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Every time I was with Sammy [Davis Jr.] it was like going to the show business museum because the stories were so… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it,… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“We tiptoe around like we’re the Frank family and the Gestapo is downstairs. The baby monitor is in our room, and the unspoken rule… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
The house smelled of brisket and bourbon. That's the music I grew up on. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
![“Every time I was with Sammy [Davis Jr.] it was like going to the show business museum because the stories were so extraordinary, and I didn't care if they were true or not after a while. ... I don't know if he really got high with Humphrey Bogart or not. It didn't matter because he was painting…” quote by Billy Crystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/040/billy-crystal-6588_bogart_every-time-i-was-with-sammy-davis-jr-it_1435535.jpg)
![“Those are all real things that I experienced, not with [my daughters] growing up but with the, you know - I'm trying not to step into something and get a call, "Dad why'd you say that?"! But we'd go to games [where score wasn't kept], and I'd get it, but I wouldn't get it, because I think there's…” quote by Billy Crystal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c5b/billy-crystal-6588_appreciate_those-are-all-real-things-that-i-experie_366126.jpg)