Many people think sports are totally physical, that you don't have to think, everything is done for you and you're catered to,… — Julius Erving Copy Share Image
I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way. — Allan Sloan Copy Share Image
No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sorrow comes with so many defense mechanisms. You have your shock, your denial, your getting wasted, your cracking jokes, and your religion.… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer found having jailhouse sex with a triple murder… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
For Joey Bishop, always was kind of the lost soul, so I did a traffic joke. — Garry Marshall Copy Share Image
More than anything I have learned that we are all frail people, vulnerable and wounded; it is just that some of us… — Sheila Cassidy Copy Share Image
Art should be serious, not a joke. I dont like to laugh about art. — Gerhard Richter Copy Share Image
As a child of the 1970s, I couldn't hold a narrative in my head; I was lucky if I could hold a… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them. — John Lasseter Copy Share Image
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Visual supervision is a joke for development workers. Visual supervision is for prisoners. — Tom DeMarco Copy Share Image
“[...] Mom’s not keeping me out because it’s a dead friend, she’s keeping me out because it’s a dead sixteen-year-old girl with… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have a lot of people in my life who are truly ridiculous characters, and they're very, very funny people, but they… — Emile Hirsch Copy Share Image
Kuwait - they live like kings. The poorest person in Kuwait, they live like kings. And yet, they're not paying. America makes… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
At bottom the world isn't a joke. We only joke about it to avoid an issue with someone, to let someone know… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
At the shock of a joke, everything disappears but the present moment. — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
Prof: what is ethics? student juan; hmmm ethics are the cousin of ducks , what can you say sir? Prof: very good… — Isay Copy Share Image
