I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it,… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
I'm not an activist. I'm trying to get off the whole atheist racket. — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
Losing my faith was the most spiritual thing that ever happened to me. — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
My philosophy involves imaging terrible things happening all the time, and getting used to it, so reality isn't so bad. And then you're always… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
To a certain extent I am taking a leap of faith. I'm adding up the evidence on either side, and I'm seeing the evidence… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
It's fantastic to believe, because they get so many benefits. I get mad at the atheist community when they put down believers because they… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
If I look over my life, every single step of maturing for me, every single one, has had the exact same common denominator: accepting… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
Why isn't there a book about someone losing their faith and it being a beautiful experience? — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
I used to think no one should go into show biz, but now I feel differently. I now feel like it's a great career.… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
