You never know what's coming with me: I might dance or laugh but on the pitch I am very serious. I don't… — Antonio Rudiger Copy Share Image
Anybody that's really close to me, they know I'm really funny and I love to joke. I can laugh at anything. — Nav Copy Share Image
I think as I get older, I'm just going to start making smooth, new age music - no joke. — Caroline Polachek Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought. — Alexia Copy Share Image
“A character whose name is a joke cannot be taken seriously. (Page 188)” — M.B.B. Biskupski Copy Share Image
The bravest artists I've ever known have always been graf artists. Risking your life and your freedom is no joke. — El-P Copy Share Image
The joke is that U2's new record only looked like a virus. Enjoy mining bitcoins for me losers. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“shook my head. “This is too easy.” “Don’t worry. Something will go wrong soon.” He continued down the corridor, and I followed.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you… — Marcia Gay Harden Copy Share Image
Pellegrini gave me back the joy of playing football. He is like Arsene Wenger: someone who likes to joke, someone who likes… — Samir Nasri Copy Share Image
Writing comedy is an exposing thing because you're putting yourself on the line with every joke you write, and although you can't… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
At university level, I had an economics lecturer who used to joke that I was the only student who handed in essays… — Sebastian Coe Copy Share Image
I was at Facebook in 2012, during the previous presidential race. The fact that Facebook could easily throw the election by selectively… — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
A source of embarrassment for Libyans, Gadhafi has never been a joke: disappearances, a police state, zero freedom of expression, and poverty… — Mona Eltahawy Copy Share Image
My career actually started in the second grade as class clown. That's no joke. I was always making people laugh, and it… — Ian Ziering Copy Share Image
My life, my life, now I speak of it as of something over, now as of a joke which still goes on,… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
“A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were drinking, when all of the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's never a matter ever, ever - are - we're never trying to gross anybody out, or ever are we trying to… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
The old idea that the joke was not good enough for the company has been superseded by the new aristocratic idea that… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
When something really affects you, it's hard to find the humor in it sometimes. There's are a lot of reasons why there… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
Not only do I not hate gay people, I actually accept them for who and what they are. They always seem happy… — Quinton Jackson Copy Share Image
I often make a joke of my parents, because I come from a Nigerian background and there's a stereotype in the Nigerian… — MNEK Copy Share Image
Every year on my birthday I get a small dash on my inner thigh where my balls currently hang. You can't tell… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
The joke isn't too soon, the tragedy is too late. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
