This is the joke of me being a part of 'Lost': I haven't met three-quarters of that cast. — Sonya Walger Copy Share Image
I like to joke about being gay because it's something teenagers would never joke about. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can't do, and that is, bring your audience along. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Being able to joke about my disability also gives me some control over it. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
“WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Ah. I see we are now into the second movement of the Nakamura Suite in G-Minor!” — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
There's usually nothing in a guy's joke in which we have to understand what's going on in someone else's mind. — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“As and old (and clandestine) Soviet joke used to express it, the problem with the past...is that it is always so unpredictable.” — Francis X. Blouin Jr Copy Share Image
Most shows find themselves descending into sentimentality or earnestness at some point but, with 'Community,' the joke is always on. — Miranda Raison Copy Share Image
I was a bit scared because I came from the acting world. There was a fear that people would think of me… — Jana Kramer Copy Share Image
Gerrard was probably my biggest one. The character he had was world class and then you add on his ability and it's… — Jude Bellingham Copy Share Image
In earlier comics, my only priority was telling a joke in the last panel, but now I try to make every panel… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
In comedy, I often see so many weird race jokes, and it's like, there is no racial diversity in your show to… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
Some things hit close to home with people, and it's going to be hard to tell someone who lost somebody on 9/11… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a… — Karren Brady Copy Share Image
“Vathah shut the door for her, then looked in the window. “Most men are idiots.” “Nonsense,” Shallan said, smiling. “By the law… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
In the India I was growing up in, history wasn't really a wise career option. People would joke and say, 'History's okay,… — Amish Tripathi Copy Share Image
Why god like play the joke...? Make me far away from my luv? She told me bye forever bye don't have time… — HourBebe Copy Share Image
An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days.… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“I can take a joke,” she tells me, sounding insulted. “Yeah? When?” “When it’s not being delivered by a childish jackass who… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“Me mum always told me the rich was blessed, but I thought she was talkin' about gold." She leaned over to cackle… — Teresa Medeiros Copy Share Image
It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
What does it mean to dance? What does it mean to commit a crime? What does it mean to be anxious? What… — Theodore Zeldin Copy Share Image
