I sometimes say things for a joke, and they are picked up the wrong way. — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
Your pregnant is the only AprilFool joke you women got? Find a new joke cause that been played out years ago — Deon Crockett Copy Share Image
“A fraction of what you believe to be the truth always lies behind a joke” — Deb Apodaca Copy Share Image
When once you have got hold of a vulgar joke, you may be certain that you have got hold of a subtle… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Maybe real love is being able to ask, Do I have greens in my teeth?” — Francine Prose Copy Share Image
I'm not the voice of reason; I'm more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who… — Alfred North Whitehead Copy Share Image
You can crack a joke and make a person smile but it matters a lot when that's on screen. It can be… — Jitendra Kumar Copy Share Image
It can take a few months to get a new 10 minutes. Usually it takes like 10 times of repeatedly trying different… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Best friends are the kind of people who laugh at a joke 3 times. Once when it's told. A 2nd time when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My name don't ever come up unless it's light, a joke, laughs behind it. I'm not saying it's all the way a… — Michael Beasley Copy Share Image
What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is what I do, and it's so rewarding. If you write a joke and tell it to an audience of… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
You have to have a laugh and a joke. If you spend five days playing a Test match and so much time… — Joe Root Copy Share Image
“He smiled proudly at the machine Ephraim was staring at. "That's our Coheron Drive. Isn't she beautiful? I helped build her." Ephraim… — E.C. Myers Copy Share Image
People come up to me on the street and make some little joke - like they'll say, 'Excuse me, sir, what time… — Teller Copy Share Image
I'm from the suburbs, really, so I actually didn't go to Montreal until I was, like, 19. I wasn't allowed to go… — Kaytranada Copy Share Image
The U.S. - the idea that the U.S. has introduced and imposed principles of international law, that's hardly even a joke. The… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
I have 16 plays, and we don't ever do subtitles. You can't do subtitles in the theater, so I was like, 'I'm… — Tanya Saracho Copy Share Image
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
“The joke is this impersonal possession. It doesn’t have anyone’s signature. It was given to me—but you didn’t make it up; it… — Susan Sontag Copy Share Image
We write and write and write until we think, 'If we have to shoot this script, we'll be happy, and it's going… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
