“We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My brand of humor is trying to play the situation as real as possible because I'm not the type of guy who… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
“I had no job at the time and was living off the cruel joke I referred to as my savings.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I just don't like filming scenes where it's like, that's not how people talk. People aren't saying a joke every five seconds. — Dave McCary Copy Share Image
I'm promoting positivity. I'm promoting happiness and loving yourself and having fun. But it's not a joke. — Lil Yachty Copy Share Image
To me, music is not a stunt. Music is not a joke. I take every lick of music that I've ever played… — Tim Commerford Copy Share Image
When you're an older woman [in a movie] you tend to be in - how did you put it? You're the brunt… — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
Even if you're not having a bad day, someone else is...sometimes, just saying a funny joke to them can make them better. — Naquitta Faith Copy Share Image
I will do almost anything for the sake of a joke or for the sake of someone's real belief in something to… — Selma Blair Copy Share Image
Comedy mocks the vanity of visions of rational control. The person who can joke amidst a confrontation with evil, like the quick-witted… — Peter Leithart Copy Share Image
The premise of Russian foreign policy to the West is that the rule of law is one big joke; the practice of… — Timothy D. Snyder Copy Share Image
Richard Lewis is the master at taking a joke that he's told a million times in a row in the past year,… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I'm not opposed to doing science fiction or comedy, but there has to be respect. I refuse to be the joke, the… — Darlene Cates Copy Share Image
“Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I made a joke to my wife that if this acting thing doesn't work out I can always be a pro wrestler,… — Christopher Daniels Copy Share Image
Humor has been a major component in our past successes; a good joke and a good product combined can get a lot… — Vince Offer Copy Share Image
“You've got to face facts and the fact is life is a joke, a fucking bad joke, or, no, a bad fucking… — Jeet Thayil Copy Share Image
The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
“Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
With the stand-up comic on TV, whether it's Seinfeld or Cosby or Roseanne, more important than their knowledge of how to tell… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
What's disheartening for me and to all of us in GLAAD is when it comes to major studio films, LGBT people are… — Wilson Cruz Copy Share Image
I haven't had television since 1991, and it definitely influences me. As a child of the 1970s, I couldn't hold a narrative… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that.… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
The real Pogba is the one you see every time. You know, when I'm on the pitch, I cannot act. I'm not… — Paul Pogba Copy Share Image
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