Some comedy has turned into, 'Donald Trump's bad, isn't he?' That's a true statement. But where is your joke? — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
“I am a kind of joke, but the question is: which kind? My job is to keep everyone guessing.” — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
The sassy black woman who can land a good joke was sort of my go-to audition. Or playing a struggling mother. — Danielle Brooks Copy Share Image
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. — Werner Heisenberg Copy Share Image
I think it gets uncomfortable when you try to act like you didn't just tell a joke that bombed. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
'Meow The Jewels' was a nightmare of a promise I had to fulfill. We made a joke that if the fans gave… — El-P Copy Share Image
Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and… — Andrew Hudgins Copy Share Image
I think I was born to be a clown. I just haven't figured out how to bring that side of myself into… — Lucas Hedges Copy Share Image
Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny... There's… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
“CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work. BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels? CUSTOMER (seriously): You… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which… — David Cross Copy Share Image
The best timed joke or the best timed phrase comes at spontaneous moments and just relies on me as the host to… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
If you're in the writer's room, in any writer's room in the world, before you pitch a joke or suggest an idea,… — Philip Rosenthal Copy Share Image
“So...Rayna and Nico," he said. "From the secon she saw him," I agreed. "They seem good together," Ben said. Then he smiled,… — Hilary Duff Copy Share Image
All fraudulent elections should be condemned, including those in Turkey and Russia. And we need to be doubly mindful not to indulge… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
What are you grinning at?" Katsa demanded for the third or fourth time. "Is the ceiling about to cave in on my… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
We used to joke that we were more scared of the police than we were of the devil. You had to have… — Max Cavalera Copy Share Image
Never joke around when texting. People can take you seriously. I've heard this so many times and just oh that'll never happen… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
I think Amy Poehler and Tina Fey have done so much for women in comedy in the sense that they've normalized it.… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
Trawl through the world of blogs and tweets, and you will find readers complaining when they stumble upon a word they don't… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
