Guys joke with me that Milwaukee is one of the worst NBA cities, but I take pride in being from Milwaukee. — Kevon Looney Copy Share Image
It's called a joke. Just read it and laugh. Don't try to analyze it and take it literally. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Don’t joke with that friend who stood by you when everyone else ran off.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“No one has ever honestly said, “I hate that this joke exists, even though it’s clearly hilarious.” It” — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“you've got to face facts and the fact is life is a joke, a fucking bad joke, or, no, a bad fucking… — Jeet Thayil Copy Share Image
I think Trump is terrible for comedy. A lot of people say he is great. He's not. You can't joke a joke. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
“Where have you been lately?” Christina says. She wiggles her eyebrows. “With Four? Doing a little . . . addition? Multiplication?” I cover my… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“Atoms are round balls of wood invented by Dr. Dalton. (Answer given by a pupil to a question on atomic theory, as… — Henry Enfield Roscoe Copy Share Image
I love jokes, but God, jokes can go so wrong. I have stayed up many nights thinking, "F**k. I can't believe I… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
Literature more often tells the story of impulses we don't act on than of ones we do. I could joke about the… — Howard Jacobson Copy Share Image
Courtney Love is so famous among journalists for her loquaciousness that the joke is that you don't have to worry about questions… — Robert Hilburn Copy Share Image
In the beginning, every little thing used to bother me. Now, even the worst sounding things sound like a joke because I've… — Ryan Higa Copy Share Image
My role of Gutthi is not a joke on the female gender but a tribute to them. Gutthi is in fact just… — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
“Laugh until you cry; never let your eyes look dry This is not a matter of joke; this is all to provoke… — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
I hate to give myself credit for anything, but I will say I really enjoy, as an actor, and especially with comedy… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
“Bibi: Mi papá me dijo que esta vez no me va a apoyar con David Hasselhoff porque me estoy haciendo daño y… — Mario Cantú Toscano Copy Share Image
They all want to be me. They do! What everybody else says they will do, I've already been doing. They all want… — Paul Broun Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I have had every hair color. I joke with my hair colorist. She keeps sheets of paper on every hair color that… — Brittany Snow Copy Share Image
There's always someone who's going to interpret my material as racist, but it's not. Racism comes from intent and power. A racist… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around… — Mark Copy Share Image
“We humans are still a joke in this universe; we are not real, not yet! Universe can annihilate us in seconds! If… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
