It was that famous joke: What's the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? 'Hey, I… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
The whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But it's a joke, a blot on American history. — Frank Waters Copy Share Image
You can never guess what a kid's going to find funny - besides, you know, an obvious fart joke here and there. — Genndy Tartakovsky Copy Share Image
If I write a joke and it works, and it works consistently, that is gold to me. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'm not the type of person who thinks up a joke and has to tell everyone. — Samuel Larsen Copy Share Image
I think, in the media, Christians are the butt of every joke, or they are portrayed running around condemning everyone to Hell. — Sarah Drew Copy Share Image
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
Whether it's a highbrow thing or lowbrow. I'm never, ever going to leave a joke on the floor. — Robby Hoffman Copy Share Image
When you go and meet people in far-flung parts of the world who need help, they're not earnest; they're having a laugh… — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author, stopping time to… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
The beautiful thing about comedy in the U.K. is that it has a clever twist to it, and when you really break… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
I'm quite a reserved person, a bit shy at first when I don't know someone. I like to have a laugh and… — Anthony Martial Copy Share Image
“Someone once told me a joke," he said. "I'd like to be a pacifist, but people keep getting in the way.' I… — Edeet Ravel Copy Share Image
“Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There used to be such a thing as a sick joke, or laughing at misfortune, because comedy and laughter are a way… — Limmy Copy Share Image
Every time you say 'I don't want to hear it' when someone is going to tell an ethnic joke, or every time… — Kerry Kennedy Copy Share Image
Cal," I whisper into her sleep, "if you go, you know what? You'll break my liver." I want to pretend that it's… — Brad Barkley Copy Share Image
I love to write. I'm not necessarily a joke writer, but I think I can find a lot of comedy in humanity,… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
If you recall, we have a huge list of celebrities who had announced they'd leave the country if Trump won. It probably… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
Is there any other way to Erudite headquarters?" I say. "Not that I now of," says Cara. "Unless you want to jump… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
“However, a good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
I joke that I've always had this sort of insatiable 'big sis' complex - which is odd given that I am the… — Elaine Welteroth Copy Share Image
We often joke about men moaning about being ill, whether it's man flu or anything else. We want them to be silent… — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
I was at a photo shoot, and I was wearing a cross necklace that my mom bought me, and somebody made a… — Kate Upton Copy Share Image
