If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint. — Teia Baxter Copy Share Image
I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
Here's to the stoners who don't have anything to do on Spring break but to get high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[ I watched ] Spicoli in Fast Times, which isn't exactly a stoner movie, or The Big Lebowski, which I think is… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we… — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
Picked up the yoga, put down the soda. My healthy mind...that's what's gon' help me over. Life of a stoner (if you… — Dizzy Wright Copy Share Image
You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. You know you smoke way too much f--king… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
“I guess what's so frustrating about the drug movement is that it's not much of a movement that's too many stoners involved.” — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best book I read in 2007 was Stoner by John Williams. It’s perhaps the best book I’ve read in years. — Stephen Elliott Copy Share Image
I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
In his forty-third year William Stoner learned what others, much younger, had learned before him: that the person one loves at first… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's just kind of seemed like a funny way to explore action movies, I guess. I mean, I'm a big fan of… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
[Jews are] murderers of the Lord, assassins of the prophets, rebels against God, God haters,... advocates of the devil, race of vipers,… — Gregory of Nyssa Copy Share Image
It's nice that psychedelic music is kind of a buzzword. When I started with Vincent Black Shadow, stoner-rock was getting big, but… — Mike Romano Copy Share Image
Stoners live, Stoners Die, Fuck the world, Lets get high, Pot's a plant, It grows in the ground, If God didn't like… — Jessica-Rose Copy Share Image
With more and more states legalizing marijuana, companies are lining up to create the first marijuana breathalyzer. Officials say the toughest part… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I do the meatball recipe a lot. I think the army stew probably too. It's the most useful dish because it was… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
We went from being thought of and talked about as "a band that plays a so-and-so style of music" (a grunge band,… — Bent Saether Copy Share Image
I get a message from Stephen Falk saying, "Hey, if I wrote a part for you in You're The Worst, would you… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Super silver, Hawaiian haze Sativa, indica, Solomon's grave Genesis, chapter one verse twelve ways Marijuana, hashish, everybody blaze Fuels and fibers, energy… — Aceyalone Copy Share Image
As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it." "That's because you… — John Green Copy Share Image
It will be difficult to return to racing this weekend after Marco's terrible accident in Sepang but I think it is the… — Casey Stoner Copy Share Image
In his extreme youth Stoner had thought of love as an absolute state of being to which, if one were lucky, one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In an attempt to help me move on from my failed marriage, my mom set me up with Jesus Freak. In fact,… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
I actually don't smoke weed, but I've played a lot of stoners - especially with Seth Rogen. — James Franco Copy Share Image
My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour.… — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
Stoners just got a powerful new ally in the fight to legalize marijuana - conservative broadcaster Pat Robertson. He said it's time… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
Stoners live and stoners die, in the end we all get high. If in life you dont succeed, F the world and… — Teia Baxter Copy Share Image
![“[ I watched ] Spicoli in Fast Times, which isn't exactly a stoner movie, or The Big Lebowski, which I think is more than a stoner movie or Brad Pitt in True Romance.” quote by Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0b/seth-rogen-1831_bigs_i-watched-spicoli-in-fast-times-which-is_1878074.jpg)
![“I watched a lot of pot movies before we did this [Pineapple Express]. My favorites were always the characters in movies that weren't necessarily in stoner movies.” quote by Seth Rogen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c2/seth-rogen-1831_character_i-watched-a-lot-of-pot-movies-before-we_925102.jpg)
![“[Jews are] murderers of the Lord, assassins of the prophets, rebels against God, God haters,... advocates of the devil, race of vipers, slanderers, calumniators, dark-minded people, leaven of the Pharisees, sanhedrin of demons, sinners, wicked men, stoners, and haters of righteousness.” quote by Gregory of Nyssa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/62d/gregory-of-nyssa-19296_assassins_jews-are-murderers-of-the-lord-assassins_1717781.png)
