If they're taking your love for a joke, then leave them like it's funny. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I suppose if we couldnt laugh at things that dont make sense, we couldnt react to a lot of life. — Calvin & Hobbes Copy Share Image
Justin Gaethje is no joke. That guy is about a round-and-a-half of hell. — Al Iaquinta Copy Share Image
The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.” — Louis C.K Copy Share Image
“- I'm a Neuroscientist. - What's that? What do you study? - I study your brain!” — Vardan Hambardzumyan Copy Share Image
At bottom the world isn't a joke. We only joke about it to avoid an issue with someone, to let someone know… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
You don't see a wonderful shot in a comedy. Why? Because they don't want to distract you from what matters, which is… — Fede Alvarez Copy Share Image
“You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your… — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
State of the Culture' is more mature content. We want to go as deep as we can on whatever the subject matter… — Joe Budden Copy Share Image
Talking-head shows are just a camera, a sound guy, and then a PA writing down what you say and a producer asking… — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
I made so many jokes about poor Russell Crowe, he once knocked on my dressing room door, and told me he wanted… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I make a lot of money. I wear a lot of jewelry. And the reason I buy so much jewelry is to… — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
It's like that Simpsons joke - they're filming a cow in a movie and they go, 'OK, we'll tape a bunch of… — Ian Williams Copy Share Image
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but nooses will kill me,names will never harm me. And Yes My sister has hair… — Bobby Hazzard Copy Share Image
When I told him on the phone that after all you and I would not be getting married, he said "Oh-oh. Do… — Alice Munro Copy Share Image
People were saying I had jaw surgery to have a jawline. That's funny to me because I'm like... use your... brain. If… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every… — Mark Copy Share Image
“. . .when the album was done I loved it. It was a mixture of electric and acoustic solo performances with dubs.… — Neil Young Copy Share Image
I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell. — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well. — Jonathan Raban Copy Share Image
Fake buckteeth make a joke that you don't have to make any effort on, even if you're not a funny person. — Dave Itzkoff Copy Share Image
I get a kick out of replying to people on Twitter sometimes if I make a joke. — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
Biggest joke of the century.Mobile and computers were invented to save our time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know what I want to talk about, but I don't really know what's funny about a joke until I perform it… — James Acaster Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is finding out what I found out: when you run for office, you are not allowed to tell a joke. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
“For the advice in a joke is sometimes more useful than the most serious teaching.” — Balthasar Gracian Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble. — Mark Russell Copy Share Image
“Joke: What was the octopus's favorite game at the beach BBQ? Tidal Pool Twister” — Heather Wolf Copy Share Image
When we cant laugh again on the same joke, then why do we cry again and again for the one and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think as a blonde person with make-up on, you're automatically the punchline to the joke. — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
The joke I always make about myself is that I'm self-involved, but I'm not vain. — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
