We don't want to get married in haste and then later on our relationship becomes a joke for others. — Himanshi Khurana Copy Share Image
Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
Dad liked to self-deprecatingly joke about his career, but Ernie Johnson was a pretty darn good relief pitcher. — Ernie Johnson Jr Copy Share Image
I can't get through a joke without making a mistake, or giving away the punchline. — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
After more than half a century (Sleeping Beauty), Disney finally know what the meaning of true love (Maleficent). — Alvin Copy Share Image
I don't even know why people joke about self-harm.. Its not even funny.. Since when was cutting,burning, scatching, scraping and so on… — Jasmine Laura Copy Share Image
What I joke about is that you can know who you're playing against before the game, and then, at 60 minutes, when… — Ben White Copy Share Image
It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
That generic outlook of what a 'WWE champion' should be is a joke to me. The casual fan walks in and expects… — Bray Wyatt Copy Share Image
It's now become a joke in my family that as soon as I finish a job, I'm on a loop saying, 'I'm… — Nicola Walker Copy Share Image
I love people with strong convictions, because we are living in a very PC world. You can't crack a joke without it… — Imelda May Copy Share Image
Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks. "Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“Sorry. Bad joke. I didn't know things were serious between you." "I never said they were serious." Phillip laughed, then winced as… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Growing up the son of a director has made me very aware of the various turns that a directing career can take.… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
We always joke now like, you know, the more experienced we get making stuff, we're like, "Never leave set without a shot… — Mark Duplass Copy Share Image
“Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?” No-one in the class knew the answer, but someone yelled out, “that joke… — Kate Cullen Copy Share Image
The one thing I think I've noticed about shows that are supposed to be funny on television is that they've sort of… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
When I listen to the complaints that follow just about every presidential debate, I'm reminded of the well-worn joke about the Jewish… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
I took my daughters to see Plastic Ono Band at the Orpheum in L.A. in 2012. It was an amazing experience because… — Pamela Adlon Copy Share Image
Just because we wear hair extensions and make-up doesn't mean we're the punchline for every joke. — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
There is no bad time to laugh. I always joke, even five minutes before a game. It's not bad to stay a… — Kylian Mbappe Copy Share Image
Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance. — Celia Rivenbark Copy Share Image
If somebody can make a joke about you on TV, that's so beautiful. You've affected pop culture to that degree. — Thundercat Copy Share Image
Wana hear a joke about my penis? oh wait, its to long. wana hear a joke about my vagina? oh wait, you'll… — Abbey Copy Share Image
When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious. — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
Well, I like to have fun and be silly, and a lot of people who know me know I joke a lot… — Marvin Bagley III Copy Share Image
I intend to buy 'The New York Times.' Please don't take it as a joke. — Chen Guangbiao Copy Share Image
I sometimes joke that I'm half Jewish, because I was raised Catholic... and we share 'the guilt.' — John Densmore Copy Share Image
“Okay, brace yourselves for a really hilarious joke here: Being a vampire sucks.” — Tamara Summers Copy Share Image
“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.” — E.B. White Copy Share Image
