Violence, if it is not solving all your problems, you simply are not using enough of it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And I admit it: there's a rather dirty thrill when 700 people laugh at a joke you've written. — Laura Wade Copy Share Image
I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel… — Yulia Tymoshenko Copy Share Image
There isn't much that I can do, but I can share an hour with you, and I can share a joke with… — Maude V Preston Copy Share Image
Life is a joke, thats why when you have fun you are happy, so dont take everything too serious. — Blaze Olamiday Copy Share Image
“I smile, because if it's not exactly a joke, it is sort of related to one.” — Julie Buxbaum Copy Share Image
The biggest difference between the two is how intimate the theatre is. Film is so different because, when youre on set, even… — Renee Rapp Copy Share Image
My mother doesn't cook; my grandmother didn't cook. Her kids were raised by servants. They would joke about Sunday night dinner. It… — Katharine Weymouth Copy Share Image
A lot of times I'll make films that are mostly character-driven films - stories that involve people. Like, I make the joke:… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
Any comedic-type person will tell you there's no greater high in the world than someone to laugh at a joke or tell… — Randy Rainbow Copy Share Image
Even as a child, I would get film offers, and all my friends would tease me saying, 'You will also be an… — Tiger Shroff Copy Share Image
“Hush, Harry. Or you'll go to the special hell." I blinked at that, confused. I'm not supposed to be the guy who… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I sometimes joke - but the joke is not so wrong - that after my time in East Germany, I could either… — Jan Vogler Copy Share Image
What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
At one point, they offered me this part to play a drug-dealing, gun-selling butch lady. I don't know how to describe her… — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you three doing?" I clutch my chest and try to calm my heart. I had asked for privacy.… — Rory Miles Copy Share Image
“People laughed when they heard a good joke, but they groaned when they heard a pun, because there was no such thing… — Lucy Mihajlich Copy Share Image
Someone said Anderson Silva and GSP would be a $12 million fight. I told people that for $12 million, I'd fight them… — Chuck Liddell Copy Share Image
One of the things I'm proudest of is, on my record 'That Was the Year that Was' in 1965, I made a… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
“At my urgent request the Curie laboratory, in which radium was discovered a short time ago, was shown to me. The Curies… — Ostwald Wilhelm Copy Share Image
Every once in a while, friends leave sarcastic comments on photos. I know they're joking, but the sarcastic humor doesn't always translate… — Peyton List Copy Share Image
Reactionary conservatives are smiling through the racial apocalypse. To them, race baiting is a joke, as 'humorist' Rush Limbaugh will tell you… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
“When we perceive aliens as a joke to be laughed at, they feel so pity for us on the success of their… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Is this some kind of joke?” “I have no sense of humor.” She’d heard that about Raphael.” — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
I'm motivated by a bottomless well of anger. It's a joke, but I don't think I don't mean it. — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
As a comedy writer, I'm always praying for the day I can tell a self-aware/break-the-fourth-wall style of joke. — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
When I see videos of me hitting the mitts or training back in the day, it was like a joke. But I… — Marlon Vera Copy Share Image
Music is a fun hobby for me - not something I am trying to pursue as a career because that would literally… — Scheana Shay Copy Share Image
Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Some guys joke, but when guys are hurt, I can diagnose their injuries because I've gone through almost everything. — Mike Fisher Copy Share Image
That's the Irish all over -- they treat a joke as a serious thing and a serious thing as a joke. — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
“Life may be a grand folly, as you say, but it is harder to appriciate the joke when you're always the butt… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
What are your troubles are, the whether you love me. They have good humor. But I am not a joke — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to. — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
