Jew Quotes · Page 9

We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus, and nonbelievers.

— Barack Obama

A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual.

— Gloria Steinem

I was not comfortable worshipping another Jew.

— Lionel Blue

Jews are living in the past and they can't get over it.

— Jackie Mason

You who hate the Jews so, why did you adopt their religion?

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Stop being Jews and start being human beings.

— George Bernard Shaw

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

— Sarah Silverman

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

— Sarah Silverman

In the heart of any pious Jew, God is a Jew. Is your God an Englishman or an American?

— Maurice Samuel

My mum, Jennie Buckman, was a north London Jew who, with my dad, proudly chose to raise me and my two brothers…

— Zoe Buckman

Incidentally, why was it that none of all the pious ever discovered psycho-analysis? Why did it have to wait for a completely…

— Sigmund Freud

It is written in the Jewish law book, the Talmud, that only the Jew is human, that Gentiles are only animals.

— Julius Streicher

We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

— Jon Stewart

I'm not like normal people. I'm no good at relationships. I draw drama to me - it's the Jew in me.

— Diane Warren

Palestine is not the ultimate goal of the Jews; the world is. Palestine is just the place for the world state headquarters.

— Israel Shamir

The Nazis were not right to hate the Jews. But their hating of Jews was not without a cause. No one ever…

— Christopher Isherwood

The Jew has his anchorage not in place but in time, in his highly developed sense of history as personal context. Six…

— George Steiner

As late as the summer of 1941, the Atlantic Monthly, then a still respected magazine for literates and edited by White men,…

— Revilo P. Oliver

It pleased God to make one nation the medium of all His communications with mankind: This the nation of the Jews has…

— Joseph Priestley

A lot of people think that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New…

— Marc Maron

I accept responsibility for U-boat warfare from 1933 onward, and of the entire navy from 1943 on, but to make me responsible…

— Karl Donitz

John Paul II called us Jews the older brothers of Christians. He represented humanity, dialogue and reconciliation, and he laid the foundation…

— Moshe Katsav

Sarah Palin and her virtual burqa have me and my friends retching into our handbags. She's such a power-mad, backwater beauty-pageant casualty,…

— Cintra Wilson

I don't ask employers, for example, to like blacks or Jews or native people; I ask employers to hire the qualified members…

— Alan Borovoy

Being a Jew, you realize your strongest weapon is your mind.

— Gene Simmons

Those who labor in the earth are the chosen people of God.

— Thomas Jefferson

Moses freed the Jews. Lincoln freed the slaves. I freed the neurotics.

— Larry Flynt

I don't like to publicly acknowledge being a Jew.

— Jonathan Ames

You ought to let the Jews have Jerusalem; it is they who made it famous.

— Winston Churchill

The Jews detests the spirit of the nation in the midst of which they live.

— Bernard Lazare

There is no office now closed to a Jew, including the presidency.

— Jacob K. Javits

Let nothing which can be treated by diet be treated by other means.

— Maimonides

Some call it Marxism — I call it Judaism.

— Genrikh Yagoda

Therefore the blind Jews are truly stupid fools.

— Martin Luther

I personally would not talk to a Jew for Jesus.

— Elliott Abrams

We belong to the One mastering God: you belong to the republic of playful gods.

— Maurice Samuel

I think the Jews are an amazing group of people and their survival is amazing.

— Erica Jong

There is nothing new under the sun, not even Manet.

— Jules Breton

Jews are responsible for the majority of the wickedness in the world.

— Professor Griff

Being a Jew and an Israeli are inseparable things.

— Yair Lapid