Jew Quotes · Page 7

Don't call me 'sir; 'King Jew' will do fine.

— Don Rickles

Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick

— George Carlin

How can the Jews be blamed for rejecting what was never offered?

— John Hagee

To the Jews only, and not to the Gentiles, was a Saviour promised.

— Elias Hicks

Thank god my wife is neither a Serb nor a Jew.

— Anonymous

As a Jew, support for Israel is in my DNA.

— Jan Schakowsky

They are mad men (Jews), but you should not burn them for that.

— Voltaire

I no more believe in the God of the Jews than I believe in any God.

— Susan Jacoby

You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

— Cheech Marin

The Jews did not go into darkness all at once. It was a gradual work, until they could not discern the gift…

— Ellen G. White

His Majesty's Government looks with favour upon the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jews.

— Arthur Balfour

I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Almighty Creator. By fighting the Jews, I am doing the…

— Adolf Hitler

A Christian, a Deist, a Turk, and a Jew, have equal rights: they are men and brethren.

— Percy Bysshe Shelley

Someone will say to me, Oh that's so Jewish to interrupt. I say to myself, okay, is that code for you hate…

— Jill Soloway

Perfectly clear, it’s part of our plans, we’re eliminating the Jews, exterminating them. Ha! A small matter.

— Heinrich Himmler

In the brief monthly reports of the Security Police, I only want figures on how many Jews have been shipped off and…

— Heinrich Himmler

Jews are told that they should spend their lives helping others and when they make a lot of money it really bothers…

— Jackie Mason

Those who today murdered our people in an ambush not only plotted to murder some Jews but intended to provoke us... The…

— David Ben-Gurion

Many of the Jews who owned the homes, the apartments in the black community, we considered them bloodsuckers because they took from…

— Louis Farrakhan

Black Box is not a statement about injustice committed against Sephardi Oriental Jews or about the extremism of religious Jews or the…

— Amos Oz

You [Jews] did slay Christ, you did lift violent hands against the Master, you did spill his precious blood. This is why…

— Saint John Chrysostom

I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black guy say he's not a practicing…

— Gilbert Gottfried

The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls…

— George Carlin

The Jewish question exists wherever the Jews live, however small their number. Where it does not exist it is imported by Jew…

— Theodor Herzl

I consider myself a Hindu, Christian, Moslem, Jew, Buddhist and Confucian.

— Mahatma Gandhi

We Jews really don't need any tutoring in democracy.

— Charlotte Knobloch

No Jew was ever fool enough to turn Christian unless he was a clever man.

— Israel Zangwill

Jews are just like everyone else, only more so.

— Lionel Blue

I consider myself more of a cultural Jew; I'm not religious in any way.

— Adam Lamberg

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

— Jackie Mason

Here lies a plain and simple Jew who wrote in plain and simple prose.

— Sholom Aleichem

F**king Jews...the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.

— Mel Gibson

I am a huge pessimist, and I think that's just the east-coast Jew in me.

— Ben Feldman

Every Jew is my brother, and I will not succumb to hate speech.

— Yair Lapid

No Ideas original - there is nothing new under the sun...

— Nas

The Jews are a cancer which is liable to spread again at any moment.

— Hassan Nasrallah

Oh,' she said. 'I have never seen a Jew before. Can I see his horns?

— Jonathan Safran Foer

I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

— Sarah Silverman

In this most Christian of worlds all poets are Jews.

— Marina Tsvetaeva

We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.

— Ann Coulter