Jew Quotes · Page 5

My great grandfather was the last practicing Jew in my family. He died in 1982.

— David Berman

I would like every Jew to be as comfortable in his skin as I am in mine.

— Edgar Bronfman, Sr

I'm not a very religious man, but I'm proud to be a Jew.

— Irving Paul Lazar

I'm a Tulsa Jew and I have a religious upbringing.

— Edward Norton

Leonard Cohen kept his Jew name. He's so cool. It's too bad he died.

— Ari Shaffir

Each Jew must either give or take tzedakah [charity] for Passover.

— Sholom Aleichem

The Nazis quite clearly killed millions of Jews

— David Irving

This is what Christians consider themselves: perfected Jews.

— Ann Coulter

'The Chosen,' if you recall, was based on the Chaim Potok novel and featured Robbie Benson's persuasive performance as a Hasidic Jew.

— Lisa Lutz

When you read the Koran, you give up. At least the Bible is very beautiful because Jews have an extraordinary literary talent.

— Michel Houellebecq

... it's Bush's baby, even if he shares its popularization with Gorbachev. Forget the Hitler 'new order' root; F.D.R. used the phrase…

— William Safire

I want now to be of today. It is painful to be conscious of two worlds. The Wandering Jew in me seeks…

— Mary Antin

I am one of those marranes who no longer say they are Jews even in the secret of their own hearts.

— Jacques Derrida

CNN’s Rick Sanchez said the Jews run CNN. Ah, so that’s who we blame for Rick Sanchez.

— Conan O'Brien

But I have felt that to be a Jew was, in some ways at least, to be especially privileged.

— Edna Ferber

Everybody that is just is called to form part of the Kingdom of Heaven-whether they be Buddhas, Jews, or Atheists-as long as…

— Pope John Paul II

The Most Holy Roman Church firmly believes, professes and preaches that none of those existing outside the Catholic Church, not only pagans,…

— Pope Eugene IV

The presence of a Jew in any movement no more guarantees it to be innocent of antisemitism than guilty. And that applies…

— Howard Jacobson

Western countries allow no freedom of expression, which they claim to advocate, with regard to the myth of the massacre of Jews…

— Ali Khamenei

I was recently in Israel doing my work and casting for models in the streets of Haifa and Jerusalem and Tel Aviv,…

— Kehinde Wiley

I am a determinist. As such, I do not believe in free will. The Jews believe in free will. They believe that…

— Albert Einstein

MRA is the good road of an ideology inspired by God upon which all can unite. Catholic, Jew and Protestant, Hindu, Muslim,…

— Frank Buchman

All laws for the purpose of making man worship God, are born of the same spirit that kindled the fires of the…

— Robert Green Ingersoll

But history does matter. There is a line connecting the Armenians and the Jews and the Cambodians and the Bosnians and the…

— Chris Bohjalian

More than the Jews have kept Shabbat, Shabbat has kept the Jews.

— Ahad Ha'am

Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.

— Cathy Ladman

I was raised by intellectual Jews to be a nerdy intellectual Jew.

— Leslie Grossman

The communists pave the way for him (the Jew).

— Julius Streicher

A law against hating Jews is usually the beginning of the end for the Jews.

— Joseph Goebbels

We [Jews] have no other means of self-defense than our solidarity

— Albert Einstein

After all, Jews invented psychiatry to help other Jews become Gentiles.

— Morton Feldman

[Jews were] fomenting a general plague on the whole world.

— Claudius

Talk about handicap! I'm a one-eyed Negro Jew.

— Sammy Davis, Jr

To be a Jew means always being with the oppressed and never the oppressors.

— Marek Edelman

Marxism is the modern form of Jewish prophecy.

— Reinhold Niebuhr

I have a massive head of hair: it's a Jew 'fro. It's living and kicking.

— Inbar Lavi

I think more than 20 percent of Nobel Prizes have been won by Jews.

— Richard Dawkins

The Jews are irreligious, atheistic, immoral bunch of bastards.

— Richard M. Nixon

The Jews have always been students, and their greatest study is themselves.

— Albert Goldman

The Jews don't beleive in Jesus! Why should I?! WHOOOEEEE!!

— Hunter S. Thompson