How you try stealing a free sample in the mall food court when the dude was looking!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are on vacation you will always miss your comfy bed. No matter where you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I have money, I have nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I log off because I'm bored but then I log back on after 5 minutes because I'm bored! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Newton's Third Law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go out all day looking good and I see no one I know. Go out for 5 minutes looking like shit and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That time when you break down crying but feel great after is as confusing as heck. But hey, it has to rain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It seems like the ones that care for us most, we push away and the ones that don't give one thought about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
During summer, you wish you were in school so would have something to do. In school, you wish it was summer so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People lie, things change, boyfriends cheat, friends ditch and there are always going to be those people who would kill to see… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The thing that sucks about chilling with friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone and know how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its painful to say goodbye to someone you don't want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
See, you're just wasted and thinking about the the past again, darling you'll be okay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if Michael Jackson actually looks like he did in the Thriller video by now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
School for 12 years, college for 4 years or more...then you work until you die. Great. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friend tagged you and you are looking bad in that photo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The good thing about pictures is that they never change, even if the people in them do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'You look tired.' is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like sh*t. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all think that raising our phones 6 inches in the air will give us better service... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sorry if you don't like me. But the truth is, I don't plan on changing for anybody. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's crazy how people who so called loved you acts like you don't even exist anymore... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, it's easier to feel pain than to force yourself to pretend nothing is wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how early I wake up for class, I always have to rush to make it there on time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how I can't imagine anything with anyone else because I imagined it all with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Behind every woman there is a man secretly planning the death of every guy she talks to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like a song, I download it, I listen to it a million times, and then I can't stand it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm not pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At this point I don't even care. I'm just going with the flow. Whatever happens, happens — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The computer said press any key to continue and you couldn't find the key named "anykey" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.' game. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I manage to let you go, you somehow manage to sneak right back into my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're waiting alone in the car...everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We live in a world in which judgement is more important than getting to know that person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
