No matter how great you are, not everybody is going to like you. Thats life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack moment when you don't feel your phone in your pocket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't find the right person if you're still holding on to the wrong one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dropping your cell on your face while trying to read something while in bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing a teacher pregnant and now knowing what she does in her spare time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Winning BET Awards is the equivalent of getting cards with no money in them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
High school made me realize that a lot of people will change just to fit in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some things are just never meant to be, no matter how much we wish they were. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I have a good workout the day before, I somehow think it's acceptable to eat a cheeseburger and fries the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Around Parents: Normal Mode, on. Around friends: Silly Mode, on. Around Babies: Barney Mode, on. Around Crush: Retard Mode, on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So alarming watching a movie based on a book, and realizing I had been mispronouncing a main characters names wrong in my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks. MIDDLE OF MARCH: 1 pencil you found on the ground. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you dare tell me that I have no balls. I DO and I just happen to wear mine on my chest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you realized that people will tell you they care, but they don't seem to show it unless you get sick, die,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forgive those who insult you attack you or take you for granted. But more than this forgive yourself for allowing them to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My hair looks good: 3% at school. 7% at home. 90% before I'm about to shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For some reason, my nose only itches when my hands are busy carrying stuff... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who are not happy with themselves, can not possibly be happy with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; If it doesn't directly affect you, then its probably none of your business. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You call me your best friend, and when I call I always catch your voice mail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 50 minute clarinet solo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wave and smile at someone but they dont see you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People change, and often they become the person they said they will never be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Do not machine wash or tumble dry.' really means I will never wash this ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sad thing is: When they say forever they mean, until they find someone better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't text you just to exercise my fingers, I was expecting a reply back... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's 2012 and we still don't have a toothpaste that doesn't ruin orange juice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have way more eye contact with my computer screen than I do with any humans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people think your guy best friend is your boyfriend... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mentally punching someone you don't like in the face when you see them walk by. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some guys will tell you they love you, and won't even know your favorite color. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to be fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off your bed and leaves the room.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I have to carry my groceries up the stairs, I wish I had a boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I realized no matter how good you are to people, some just wont appreciate that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't dwell on the past. If it didn't happen then, it's not going to happen now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The longer you're single, the more you start to think something's wrong with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All them months, all them memories and what for? Misery at the end and heartbreak — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image