Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of nightmares. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now a days people changes their relationships like they change their underwear... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it comes down to love, you risk nothing or everything. That's just how it is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many people dont deserve what they get and many people dont get what they deserve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Searching for something then realizing that it was in your hands the whole time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I sit down on a field, I automatically start pulling grass out of the ground. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is not always fair. Sometimes you get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should change wording on 'Check Engine' light to 'This shit's gonna cost ya.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life you need one thing to survive: The ability to realize shit happens. You step in it. Accept it, get over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's kinda funny how in 2010 and 2011 people were freaking out about 2012. Now it's 4 months from December and no one gives a shit!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesnt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess sometimes in life we have to deal with the hand we have been dealt. No way around it, in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see a movie you haven't seen in years, and suddenly it all makes sense, because you were originally too young… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment I start to care is the moment i've finally lost what little sanity i've miraculously held onto...either way,that's not good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men do actually thinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do something good, no one sees it...Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pressing harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how good you are to people, there will always be people criticizing you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most awkward place to run into a homeless person is on your way to a Coinstar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, men are like mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont care if people dont like me. I wasnt put on this Earth to entertain anyone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Over 7 Billion people in this world and I'm still single? Ain't that about a b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching a romantic movie and getting pissed off about your non-existent love life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ones who give the best advice, are usually the ones who have the most problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
99.99% of people backspace their whole password, when they just mess up one letter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That joy you feel when someone cancels plans that you didnt want to attend anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Moving on is like a bitter vegetable, it doesn't taste good, but it's good for you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people don't like telling the truth... And some people can't handle hearing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everyone wants to date them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As you get older you realize that the 'Cool' parents were actually just bad parents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honestly I wish I woke up to a 'Good Morning Baby! I love you...' text each morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone tells you you deserve better, but then no one is willing to give it to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of there...fast! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A ugly man with money often has his arm a beautiful lady who is willing to spend it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
