In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off your bed and leaves the room.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are pigs; their every actions and thoughts is dictated by their penis. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Do you have a cell phone?' Translation: I want your number but I don't want to make this awkward. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl has that one guy that she keeps going back to heartbreak after heartbreak an no one knows why she cant… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships go from I love you to I hate you, from calling each other Babe to Bitch, from You mean the world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're lazy when your computer asks you, 'The file asfsyegdjf already exist, would you like to replace it?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GIRL STOP TEXTING STOP REQUESTING AND YOU BETTER NOT BE OOVOOING OR EVEN GODDAMN SKYPING BECAUSE IF YOU ARE WE WILL BE… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment when you serve cereal in a bowl, open the fridge, and realize there is no milk. I mean It doesnt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teenagers these days are popular based on the name brand clothing they wear and the size of there wallets...but not by there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are never satisfied with what we have. We want what we can't have and take the things we do have for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So sad that most of the guys nowadays give up so quickly on girls they like and choose those who will easily… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The longer you're single, the more you start to think something's wrong with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have no friends in the class and your teacher says 'pair up.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't text you just to exercise my fingers, I was expecting a reply back... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Behind every woman there is a man secretly planning the death of every guy she talks to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, it's easier to feel pain than to force yourself to pretend nothing is wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem with girls is that they fall for boys who gives them the sweetest words they never really mean. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The computer said press any key to continue and you couldn't find the key named "anykey" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're in the shower, suddenly everyone needs to get in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
These females really think they doing it when they have they birthday dinner at Applebees and Chili's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are on vacation you will always miss your comfy bed. No matter where you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when my parents see the taking-a-break í part and not the actual studying . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
EVERYONE admits that love is wonderful and necessary,,,YET no one agrees on just what it is.... guyzzz same what is it....??? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One thing that I know for sure, Is you gonna miss me when I go, And its gonna hurt, When youre all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So alarming watching a movie based on a book, and realizing I had been mispronouncing a main characters names wrong in my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
