Dont worry about people that are in your past, theres a reason why they didnt make it to your future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mentally punching someone you don't like in the face when you see them walk by. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Winning BET Awards is the equivalent of getting cards with no money in them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teenage love, we're young, dumb, & naive. And that's why it hurts so much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
High school made me realize that a lot of people will change just to fit in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have that one friend that is stick thin but eats like an elephant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that I always seem to have the raunchiest conversations at the most family-friendly restaurants... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Around Parents: Normal Mode, on. Around friends: Silly Mode, on. Around Babies: Barney Mode, on. Around Crush: Retard Mode, on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes with girls they find a good guy but they leave him in the friend zone and go with the bad boy.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forgive those who insult you attack you or take you for granted. But more than this forgive yourself for allowing them to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call me stuck up, call me mean, call me whatever you want, but at the end of the day what you say… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; A fake person will make a mistake and act like it never happened. A real person will make a mistake, admit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some things are just never meant to be, no matter how much we wish they were. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm bored nobody texts me but when I'm busy my phone blows up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Letting the phone ring so the person doesnt know you're ignoring them... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is not always fair. Sometimes you get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder if Michael Jackson actually looks like he did in the Thriller video by now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit tomorrow? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You call me your best friend, and when I call I always catch your voice mail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hi, I'm a girl. I run from guys that want to make me happy and fight for the ones that make me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're wearing headphones and you feel like everyone is calling you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Honestly I wish I woke up to a 'Good Morning Baby! I love you...' text each morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a woman asks for your opinion, what they really want to hear is their opinion...but in a deeper voice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your living your life without giving an 'F' than your only living a lie — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
