I hate waking up from a good dream because now you have to snap back into crappy reality. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am single, there for I can do whatever I want, talk to whoever I want & however I want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't run into anyone I know today. Guess who's wearing the exact same outfit tomorrow? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've been mispronouncing a word your entire life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cheating on someone who has been with you through thick & thin, loves you for who you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know if life is getting better, of the amount of fucks I give is slowly dwindling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy flirts a lot? He gets props. Girl flirts a lot? She's a slut. Boy cries over a girl? He's in love.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships go from I love you to I hate you, from calling each other Babe to Bitch, from You mean the world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; The hurtful people I let into my life are the ones who made me the stronger person I am today. For… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I see people I went to High School with that still live with their parents, I think...life didn't pass them by,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off and you wonder why bad things… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maturity is when you have the perfect opportunity to seek revenge on someone who has hurt you and you let the moment… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you expect the world to be fair with you because you're fair to them, its like asking a lion not to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have no friends in the class and your teacher says 'pair up.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear sidewalk, Please get wider...Sincerely, third friend walking behind feeling excluded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You hide your favorite food somewhere in the fridge from the rest of your family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment of regret for sending a text when you don't get a reply and feeling like a fool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could give me 43 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we all feel much worse for the homeless guy's dog than we do for the homeless guy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when you sit down in shorts and suddenly your thighs look 9867484949 times fatter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no way to read your password to someone else without feeling like a complete idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have the maturity to know that sometimes silence is more powerful than having the last word. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Why try to make everyone happy, when all you do is make yourself miserable in the process. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your iPhone battery lasts longer than most relationships these days. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is always that one girl who talks about things you weren't invited to in front of you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a kind of teen that drinks hot chocolate in the summer and eats ice cream in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doorbell rings, you look to see who it is. You dont know them...so you hide until they leave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I DONT HATE YOU. IM JUST DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU TURNED INTO EVERYTHING YOU SAID YOUD NEVER BE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most judgmental 10 seconds in any person's life is the walk through first class to coach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looking around your house for places to hide in case a murder ever breaks in to your house... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wish you would have spent a little extra on 2-ply toliet paper... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every Summer: 'Let's make this the best one yet!' ...End of Summer: 'Wow, this summer sucked!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think Im starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
