If you don't laugh, you're going to cry and people are crying. That's why I guess you have lots of people like… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back,… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If you can survive 'Saturday Night Live,' then you're good as far as show business is concerned. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
They say when opportunity knocks you should let it in and invite it to sit at your table. F*** that -- when… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight. I… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I touch on sex in my stand-up and it's funny, because when I talk about sex from an adult point of view,… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The further you go, what, I'm gonna wait til I'm 80? Naw, I'm tellin' my story now. I was just moved. I was moved… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm not a hateful person and don't condone any kind of violence against others, — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm around my kids every day. I'm regular. We're a regular family. My wife cooks, she washes clothes, I read books, I pump my… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
