So long as State constitutions say that all may vote when twenty-one, save idiots, lunatics, convicts and women, you are brought down… — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
In short, herein seems to lie the difference between idiots and madmen, that madmen put wrong ideas together, and so make wrong… — John Locke Copy Share Image
Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Women are more in touch with their feelings, they're more emotionally developed, they know what's important in life, and the men run… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
There are certain TV shows that probably would have made me rich, and there are certain commitments I could have made that… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
Actually the best thing I did was to get thrown out by my wife. She's living with a fitness instructor. He drinks… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
With one long breath, caught and held in his chest, he fought his sadness over his solitary life. Don't cry, you idiot!… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
I don't know anything about making movies. I'd never been on a film set. I'm really kind of an idiot when it… — Tony Kushner Copy Share Image
“There is, however, a strong empirical reason why we should cultivate thoughts that can never be proved. It is that they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It makes sense that we came up with our public school system during the Industrial Revolution because it's like everybody is a… — Ezra Miller Copy Share Image
Now every idiot from high school's like, 'I'm back!' We weren't supposed to meet again. Stop poking me and inviting me to… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
Many Buddhist teachers have described compassion as the ability to react freely and accurately in any situation. Being nice or feeling sorry… — Issan Dorsey Copy Share Image
Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a homework assignment every stinking day until… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
It has always seemed to me that the only painless death must be that which takes the intelligence by violent surprise and… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
In Obama's world, it's Fox News and me that are the reason the Republican base doesn't like him. It can't possibly be… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
When I was about 14, I got on the bus, and my sister's friend's brother handed me a burnt CD that said… — Calum Hood Copy Share Image
We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got to take their shoes off? Where's the bra… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
Whether you are a genius or an idiot, a thief or, like me, a Zen priest who has cultivated the mind for… — Zoketsu Norman Fischer Copy Share Image
“It’s also a shame because I didn’t have John McEnroe pegged as an idiot. He seems bright, funny and quite liberated. Only… — The Guardian Copy Share Image
“I think of myself as a political idiot. Idiot, in ancient Greece, denoted a common person without access to knowledge and information--all… — Jasmina Tešanović Copy Share Image
By neglecting our garden, we are storing up for ourselves, in the not very distant future, a world catastrophe as bad as… — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
For some reason, we're brainwashed to think if you're not a thug or an idiot, you're not black enough. If you go… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you… — Terry Bradshaw Copy Share Image
The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
I'm going old school. Adult comedy but you can have your kids in the room. Kind of Andy Griffith meets Bill Cosby… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
If you are strong and fighting the weak, then if you kill your opponent, then you are a scoundrel... if you let… — Martin Van Creveld Copy Share Image
Our house was a place where you were welcome to make an idiot out of yourself. Silliness was valued. My dad worked… — Ty Burrell Copy Share Image
Hence, in all countries the chief occupation of society is card-playing, and it is the gauge of its value, and an outward… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
Maximum sentence length: seventeen words. Minimum:one No semicolons. Semicolons indicate relationships that only idiots need defined by punctuation. Besides, they are ugly.… — Richard Hugo Copy Share Image
You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if… — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
Idiot. Which road do you take when you're running from something weaker than yourself? Or maybe you're the one looking for an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She [Hillary Clinton] is the epitome of the progressive - the secular progressive movement. And she counts on the fact that people… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
Any other iron on you?” he asked impatiently. “Just my tongue stud.” His look was a mixture of curiosity and horror. “I’m… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Lawyers make nothing but confusion...A lawyer is an instrument of the devil. In general, he's a fiendish idiot, banking on the stupidity… — Thomas Bernhard Copy Share Image
Sometimes the world seems like a big hole. You spend all your life shouting down it and all you hear are echoes… — Adam Duritz Copy Share Image
I am a bit of a Dudley Do-Gooder, though, because if I see a car accident or something bad happen, I am… — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the… — Osbert Sitwell Copy Share Image
The unhappy are egotistical, base, unjust, cruel, and even less capable of understanding one another than are idiots. Unhappinessdoes not unite people,… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image