I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You're screening your calls?" "Why not? It saves me from conversations with idiots." "Is that an insult?" His voice dropped into a… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Are you afraid of falling, baby? No, I’m afraid of landing. [He’s laughing, and I’m smiling.] Stupid idiot smile, don’t you know… — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you participate in this lunacy,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He let himself relax slightly, grudgingly, beneath her palms. She flipped over and pulled his arm back around her. “You’re welcome, you… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be… — R. K. Milholland Copy Share Image
“Henry-despite his youth, his inexperience, and above all his profound gratitude for having just lost his virginity-made a mental note that this… — Lisa Grunwald Copy Share Image
Yuki: What could I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn't even know that Jason isn't really a bear! He's… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
The thing in comedy is that once you start worrying about something not succeeding, you're frozen. There's no verdict on anything. You… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
One of the first exercises we did in acting class my freshman year was to stand in two rows, two lines facing… — Chris Parnell Copy Share Image
There's a Theodore Roosevelt speech about the importance of being in the arena, whether you fail or you succeed, or you make… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
I just want you to know,' said the girl, coldly, 'that whoever you are and whatever you intend with me, I shall… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Well, it's like I have a GPS inside me," I told them. "One of the talking ones. I tell it where I… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Gentle reader, the Fountain of Youth is radioactive, and those who imbibe its poisonous heavy waters will suffer the hideous fate of… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
The mind always functions in an eccentric way, the mind is always an idiot. The really intelligent person has no mind. Intelligence… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So long as readers keep reading and my publishers keep publishing, I plan to keep on writing. I'd have to be an… — Lee Child Copy Share Image
Any idiot can build bombs. Our Trinity sits not on some desert sand seared into glass at an abandoned, sad pillar of… — Bill Whittle Copy Share Image
What if you went to Hell, and it was exactly what you thought it would be: just a cave with fire? And… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
And it's a human need to be told stories. The more we're governed by idiots and have no control over our destinies,… — Alan Rickman Copy Share Image
I think writing is a difficult thing and you need to suffer a little bit, even if it's just to sit there… — Brian Helgeland Copy Share Image
“You’re the light in all this madness. You’re my light. I should have been with you...” The thought hit him as his… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are speaking on the phone and you realize that you have been walking around your house like… — Naresha Copy Share Image
There is no refutation of Darwinian evolution in existence. If a refutation ever were to come about, it would come from a… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
My parents wouldn't let me listen to 'American Idiot.' So it felt very rebellious to go over to my friend's house after… — Julien Baker Copy Share Image
People have very specific opinions of comedy. Slapstick was an art form in the '20s and the lowest form of show business… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
I've never been an idiot - I was a smart girl but I'd do stupid things like go around Asda and nick… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
“What you call looking like an idiot are splashes of mediatic splendor that give shine to your personality and make you more… — Niccolò Ammaniti Copy Share Image
CrossFit is a very humbling sport and you can be really good at something and look like an idiot doing another movement.… — Rich Froning Jr Copy Share Image
“He looks like a runway model. How in the world am I going to be able to reject that? The world is… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
If you don't cheat, you look like an idiot; if you cheat and don't get caught, you look like a hero; if… — Darrell Waltrip Copy Share Image
“We may not have soul mates in this life, but most of us have my-God-if-I-don't-walk-through-the-rest-of-my-life-with-that-person-I'm-an-idiot mates.” — Tsh Oxenreider Copy Share Image
I've always enjoyed Twitter. I enjoy it a lot less now that I'm in WWE, I'll be honest. Because the number of… — Kevin Owens Copy Share Image
To make a poem, take one newspaper, one pair of scissors, snip the words one by one and put them in a… — Tristan Tzara Copy Share Image
What is the function that a clergyman performs in the world? Answer: He gets his living by assuring idiots that he can… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Most new trainers agonize over the perfect workout, over-train virtually everyone and are the crazy purist idiots who embarrass themselves at restaurants… — Dan John Copy Share Image
“A moment ago you were a smart, independent individual and now you claim to be a silly, ignorant pawn. You cannot be… — Vincent H. O'Neil Copy Share Image
The challenge is to resist circumstances. Any idiot can be happy in a happy place, but moral courage is required to be… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image