Every few years I'll party way too much to remind myself what an idiot I am. — Jeff Ament Copy Share Image
You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
There will always be time for another idiot to speak his retarded mind, no matter how much in a hurry he/she is. — Richie Copy Share Image
The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that one out of ten doctors is an… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
When you treat me like an idiot, Ill treat you worst like an idiot too. ;) — PrinceAzheef Copy Share Image
Any Idiot can point out a problem … A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems! — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
“Oh come on, are you serious? This half-assed magic is the best you’ve got? Are you even trying?” — Ryo Shirakome Copy Share Image
Every once in a while I play a true idiot, and they're really fun to play. — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
Assume that your worldview is not borne by the public. More than that: Do not assume that those who think differently are… — Rolf Dobelli Copy Share Image
I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
There has seldom if ever a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and… — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
Wonder, connected with a principle of rational curiosity, is the source of all knowledge and discover, and it is a principle even… — Samuel Horsley Copy Share Image
I don't mind being criticised, because I am not that easy to knock down, and no-one can destroy me. But I am… — Granit Xhaka Copy Share Image
A sort of melancholy, and regret, seizes us every time we meet a sophisticated, adulterated idiot. Oh the nice fools of yestertime!… — Leonardo Sciascia Copy Share Image
Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed… — Juan Manuel Fangio Copy Share Image
“If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
What about your freedom?" he whispered in her ear over a minute later, bracing his hands palms down on the wall beside… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
Knowledge is like a knife. In the hands of a well-balanced adult it is an instrument for good of inestimable value; but… — Leo Baekeland Copy Share Image
One reads the truer deeper facts of Reconstruction with a great despair. It is at once so simple and human, and yet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would think somebody like Jane Fonda and her idiot husband would be terribly ashamed and saddened that they were a part… — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I do the meatball recipe a lot. I think the army stew probably too. It's the most useful dish because it was… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Molly works because, while Watson is ‘the audience’, Molly is every woman of a certain age sitting at home on the settee… — Louise Brealey Copy Share Image
I'll just talk and talk for an hour, an hour and half, until funny things come out of my mouth - often… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
Any person who thinks they're superior to others because of the color of their skin is an idiot. Yeah I said it.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A healthy argument, even with an idiot, is always good; it opens one's eyes to own misunderstandings.” — Ashok Kallarakkal Copy Share Image
“Nothing can be made idiot proof. Idiot resistant perhaps, but never idiot proof.” — M.J. Marsh Copy Share Image
“He's not a total idiot. In fact, he has a good head on his shoulders. He thinks like a woman, most of… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“Without a response, I just stand there like an idiot. Like she just slapped my brain out of my skull and I… — Rebecca A. Rogers Copy Share Image
Congress consists of one-third, more or less, scoundrels; two-thirds, more or less, idiots; and three-thirds, more or less, poltroons. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“don't call me stupid without calling me stupid and think I'd bee too stupid to notice!” — Eric Jerome Dickey Copy Share Image
Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life! Unless you're an idiot. In that case, please listen carefully. — @efiosiugbore Copy Share Image
Are men truly such idiots that they cannot resist two orbs of flesh? — R.L. LaFevers Copy Share Image
Any idiot can be brave, but courage is about knowing what's at stake, and moving forward anyway. — Meg Ryan Copy Share Image
Only idiots die for an idea! Life is greater and infinitely more valuable than all the ideas! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
If you choose to become a smoker, you are an idiot, and you may lack the discipline and intelligence to be a… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
“So, it’s like that, huh?” “Yes, it’s like that.” “Fine. Game on.” Why did I say that out loud? Idiot!” — Becky Moynihan Copy Share Image
Kanye is an idiot. how you would glorify his words makes you dumber than his woud be, but aborted offspring — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am. — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
