“This is..." "You completely forgot what day it is, didn't you?" "Eh?" "It's your birthday!!" "Huh... It is? Oh!" "Idiot!” — Shizuru Seino Copy Share Image
I've always been an idiot, so doing voices and being a goof has always been a part of who I am. — Helene Yorke Copy Share Image
We are each an army of one. March forward with your army, never let go of your future and never listen to… — Johnny Weir Copy Share Image
“There is a difference between idiot and stupid, the idiot is stupid but stupid can not be an idiot.” — Hyoungha Kim Copy Share Image
“Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant 'idiot'.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I wear a name tag to help people find me. It saves time when you're dealing with idiots. — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
What stupid f - king idiot gets married a second time if the first time didn't work out? — Ben Folds Copy Share Image
Love is not an option. It's the choice of an idiot who wants to end with nothing, robbed and abused and humiliated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those who were unlucky in life in spite of their skills would eventually rise. The lucky fool might have benefited from some… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
I'm fed up with the idiots... the ever-widening gap between people who know how to make movies and the people who green-light… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
A lot of comics claimed to be political comedians when George W. Bush was in office just by calling him an idiot.… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
“She has often suspected that her last words to herself and in this world will prove to be 'You bloody old fool'… — Margaret Drabble Copy Share Image
Innocence is a pretty dangerous thing, you know. Revisit Dostoevsky's 'The Idiot' or, for that matter, Greene's 'The Quiet American' to find… — Neel Mukherjee Copy Share Image
I think if you use Twitter and social media as your main source of information you are an idiot, but I think… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I started out in the duck-call business, my college buddies would come in and say, 'Robertson, you have a college degree.… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
There's obviously nothing wrong with selling your art - only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But it's… — Banksy Copy Share Image
I don't care what is written," Meyer Landsman says. "I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
I think, initially, working on your own is really great because it allows you to just be really free and not worry… — K. Flay Copy Share Image
Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile… — Naoki Higashida Copy Share Image
Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'm an idiot, basically. I don't think that I'm a dumb guy, but I also realise that I have access to about… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Ever since roughly 1890, when snot poets first decided that rhyme was confining and unnecessary, every idiot with a pen fancied hisself… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
You have to make an effort to be in an unprotected environment because everyone thinks you're a completely incapable idiot who couldn't… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
If an American is motoring on his own, he (the paragon of morality and chastity) will slow down and stop beside every… — Vladimir Mayakovsky Copy Share Image
Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Whoever invented God is an idiot. God is absolutely man's worst invention. — Chris Lowe Copy Share Image
When I'm tired, I see industrial pictures. But I'll see one every two months. If I see one every day, I'll become… — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
I was studying the sky like I was an astronomer, except it was daytime and I didn't have a telescope, so I… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing. — M. V. Heberden Copy Share Image
Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot. — Norma McCorvey Copy Share Image
I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Do not be intimidated by a smart person. It is easier to debate a smart person than to argue with an idiot. — Randall Dale Adams Copy Share Image
Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot. — Eric Frank Russell Copy Share Image
“Some girls when you give her a bit of your confidence … They will do the impossible to prove you are just… — Omar Luati Copy Share Image
Wake up, you idiots! Whatever made you think that money was so valuable? — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I remember reading Dostoevsky's 'The Idiot' in my grandmother's Moscow apartment and feeling this call to be a better person. — Keith Gessen Copy Share Image
Idiot people like Angel Delaporte who look for a supernatural reason for ordinary events, those people drive Misty nuts. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
