The first step of forgiveness should be to establish that the person is an idiot. — Brittney Copy Share Image
Even in my dreams, I’m an idiot who knows he’s about to wake up to reality. — Tom Cruise Copy Share Image
“This little piggie went to market(ing). This little piggie stayed home (to write). That's it. Story over. The third was an idiot.” — Suki Michelle Copy Share Image
I always invest in companies an idiot could run, because one day one will. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
“ Run , she told herself. Run, you idiot, run. But she didn't. She couldn't. She just... couldn't.” — Ilsa J. Bick Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time there was a big fat pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!” — Nickelodeon Publishing Copy Share Image
If you run into a monkey in some idiot context, automatically you've got a very real problem taking place in the photograph. — Garry Winogrand Copy Share Image
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth. You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
The unhappy are egotistical, base, unjust, cruel, and even less capable of understanding one another than are idiots. Unhappinessdoes not unite people,… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I sometimes think the theatre is more demanding because it requires things you don't have in films, like it requires you to… — Michael Gambon Copy Share Image
Hence, in all countries the chief occupation of society is card-playing, and it is the gauge of its value, and an outward… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
Maximum sentence length: seventeen words. Minimum:one No semicolons. Semicolons indicate relationships that only idiots need defined by punctuation. Besides, they are ugly.… — Richard Hugo Copy Share Image
You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if… — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
If I put a value on my music, and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea… — Robert Smith Copy Share Image
“People usually will remember people most, for the stupid things they did, than the impressionable ones. This somehow strangely, makes them feel… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
Dazed, Nick nodded, then looked to Caleb. “I’m such an effing idiot.” “We knew that,” he said drily. “We definitely didn’t have… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
The Master made it his task to destroy systematically every doctrine, every belief, every concept of the divine, for these things, which… — Anthony de Mello Copy Share Image
Back in the 1970s, I ate a high-protein diet to get bigger and stronger. As a senior at Utah State, I weighed… — Dan John Copy Share Image
“He saw an idiot in a yard in a leather harness chained to a clothesline and it leaned and swayed drooling and… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
The dominant feature of the later legislation has been this steady reduction of the status of the native, and, though the intention… — Paul Hasluck Copy Share Image
I would have thought even a certified idiot like Gabriel here would have taken account of it and notified someone." "Notified who?"… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Sway’s an idiot who didn’t order them when we used up the last bunch. (Vik) Isn’t that your job? (Devyn) No. I’m… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Everybody when they saw it, they said, "Did Willie Nelson sign your hat?" I'd say, "No, that'd be Willie Knucklehead - Robertson,… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
I have always loved David Bowie. When he began to experiment with pop music in the 80's, I really thought there was… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
If stocks are attractive and you don't buy, you don't just look like an idiot, you are an idiot. — Jeremy Grantham Copy Share Image
“I might as well have said I carried a watermelon like Baby did in Dirty Dancing. I’m an idiot.” — Kathryn Perez Copy Share Image
I watched the way they looked at each other. Any idiot could see they were in love, even if they were the… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
You should always give a second chance to your enemies. But if you let him have more than that, you are an… — Sachithra Copy Share Image
I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I'm a sports idiot - watching it, playing it, making conversation about it - I got nothing. — Rachel Parris Copy Share Image
Sometimes if something scares me, I lean right into it . I’m not a brave person— I’m more of a fearless idiot. — Nia Vardalos Copy Share Image
Higher than the beasts, lower than the angels, stuck in our idiot Eden. — Ford Madox Ford Copy Share Image
“I was as foolish as I had ever been, no, even stupider, for the gullibility of a boy is fatuousness in a… — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
Abortion is an atrocity. Those who practice or praise it are either damn idiots, misguided fools, or treacherous devils. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Any artist who goes to Las Vegas is an idiot as far as I am concerned. Whoever goes to Las Vegas can… — Chuck Close Copy Share Image
I try and sit on the fence because as soon as you voice any kind of opinion, people begin to think you're… — Calvin Harris Copy Share Image
People need to focus on bigger issues instead of whether George Bush is an idiot or not. — Colin Greenwood Copy Share Image
Feeling like an idiot when people scream your name and you can't find them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the startup world, you're either a genius or an idiot. You're never just an ordinary guy trying to get through the… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image